Kingston maurward

Kingston maurward is a college situated on the outskirts of Dorchester, the college consists of slutty equine girls, chavy low life health and fitness people who don’t actually give a fuck about health or fitness, farmers who struggle to talk, read or write and the lads in animal care who like other lads from animal care. The fuckboys are in the courses health and fitness, outdoor adventure and horticulture so stay away and sluts are just all the equine fuck tards. Then the rest of the college consists of disabled people and cows.

Kmc college student: ave you seen my tra-or I lost it and I fink I left it in wiv yer cows
Person 2: in English please?....
Kmc student: wha do ya mean I go to Kingston maurward arrghhhrhegh my sheep is up ar treee....

by Kingston maurward college December 12, 2019

Ali Kingston University

Unemployed bald security guard who jeets every viva street bird there is. Failure due to studying English Literature at Kingston University.

yo did you hear Ali Kingston University jeeted Bonnie Blue and some viva street tings?

by MarvelPugs February 08, 2025

Kingston-chan

He is a cracked out nigga with a sexy brother and good taste in food (dogs)

That kingston-chan is one crazy nigga

by ISSAC-CHAN September 03, 2023

Aiden Kingston

9-3 At SBW REAL. IMPERIUM SOLOS REAL. THEORY IS BETTER REAL. I SUCK XMANS DICK FOR A LIVING REAL. MY NAME IS ASSOCIATED WITH SEX REAL.

"Yo Aiden Kingston Sucks NGL." - Kyree Hayze
"At Least AIDEN Kingston Can Take The Dick Out His Mouth For A Second"

by isaiah kingston June 26, 2022

Kingston's uni

Kingston's uni is a place where you get brutually molested by Zafar and Riccardo. Kingston's uni does voodoo in the labs in oder to keep the kids in the basement unaware of the outside world. It also provide a wide choice of spliffs directly from Riccardo which is THE plug in town.

Shit man I got raped by Khan yesterday at Kingston's uni

by Charlotte Hamad February 27, 2024

kingston rowe

A bitch who cheats on his ugly ass “girlfriend”

Person:they are such a Kingston Rowe

by tzitdtodoodtd November 08, 2021

Kingstoning

"Kingstoning" is a slang for Masturbating or masturbation the person who is "kingstoning" aggressively tugs on the foreskin with one hand with a mean/angry look on their face.

I'm kingstoning to you so badly right now to a picture of you.

by Kaiser the wilhelm July 20, 2024