Kingston

A method of male masturbation involving wrapping mathematics-infused paper around your penis. Particularly, the quotient rule of derivation from Calculus should be wrapped around the penis, which you then use to jack off, finishing into the paper.

I tried the Kingston last night—I had to rub polysporin on my penis for the paper cuts I acquired.

by No_Name_Bob May 9, 2025

Kingston

A fun living guy and a person that will be there for you. athletic very funny can be a lil shy and person that can cheer you up when your sad. You definitely won't be bored around him.

Jordan are you friends with Kingston. I heard he was very fun.

by Youlocalone November 22, 2021

Kingston Robinson

The rare endangered Kingston Robinson also known as fish slayer 3000, Most commonly found in his natural habitat, Everglades city Florida, hibernating in his empty sprite can filled room, has pistachios the size of ur mom.

Kingston robinson get ur lil dick over here ur getting 10 across the ass!!!

by trippin_ballz85 October 21, 2022

Kingston maurward

Kingston maurward is a college situated on the outskirts of Dorchester, the college consists of slutty equine girls, chavy low life health and fitness people who don’t actually give a fuck about health or fitness, farmers who struggle to talk, read or write and the lads in animal care who like other lads from animal care. The fuckboys are in the courses health and fitness, outdoor adventure and horticulture so stay away and sluts are just all the equine fuck tards. Then the rest of the college consists of disabled people and cows.

Kmc college student: ave you seen my tra-or I lost it and I fink I left it in wiv yer cows
Person 2: in English please?....
Kmc student: wha do ya mean I go to Kingston maurward arrghhhrhegh my sheep is up ar treee....

by Kingston maurward college December 12, 2019

Kingston

Some random black guy

Person 1:Yoo
Kingston: hello

Person 1:where are you born

Kingston:africa

by Urban dictionary 326789 December 10, 2021

Kingston

He is the most beautiful man in the world. He has the prettiest face even if no one else says it. Other people might say he’s ugly but he is attractive and handsome. He has pretty dreads and a pretty face. He is just perfect

Crush of Kingston : “Hey Kingston
Kingston: “Hey gorgeous”

by 2pretty4u_ November 21, 2023

Kingston

Kingston is the name of a kind hearted, sweet, funny, athletic, cute guy. Kingston is nice to everyone, he is always down to play a game of soccer or any sport. He usually has a stunning girlfriend who is also kind hearted and funny.

Girl: have you seen Kingston’s new girlfriend!

Other girl: ya isn’t she pretty

by User5525 October 2, 2019