Kinder Sandwich

When a white woman is been taken from both ends by 2 black males
Betty tried her first ever kinder sandwich last night
by Stangela February 12, 2024
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Kinder HSPVA Vocal Dept.

A department in the High School for the Performing and Visual Arts that deals with training of the voice in all (you will only sing classical music, stop dreaming) types of music. It is a school where the best middle school singers in Houston, Texas go to have their spirits broken. It will include verbal abuse towards sexually confused/frustrated teenagers. You will be accused of smoking weed if you don't sound the best, and you will be berated for wearing a mask for corona virus. You will be ridiculed among the other art areas for being "stupid musicians". You will come out a better singer but you will NEVER want to do it again.
"My mom really laid into me last night, felt like I was back in the Kinder HSPVA Vocal Dept.
by Thelonetexan2004 December 03, 2024
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Tinder Kinder

The surprise result after an unprotected one night stand between 2 Tinder matches.
“I met this really handsome guy on tinder and we spent the night at my place. 9 months later I gave birth to an unwanted tinder kinder.”
by kay_b3 April 12, 2018
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Reverse Kinder Surprise

When you remove a girl bra, and her breast are smaller than they looked, e.g. like Kinder Surprise, but instead of getting a good Surprise, you get disappointment
I took a girl home from the bar, and when I removed her bra, I got a Reverse Kinder Surprise
by brushnz February 05, 2022
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Kinder egg

When you hook up with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out too late

You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside
Person1: Did you hear John got a kinder egg in bed yesterday?
Person2: srsly? I couldn’t see it was a trap! I wouldn’t mind either!
by Kurogo May 25, 2020
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Kinder egg

When you make out with a trap/shemale and suddenly find out.

You can you enjoy the chocolate, but don’t forget the surprise on the inside!
Person1: Did you hear John had a kinder egg yesterday?
Person2: Dude, I couldn’t tell the different myself, I wouldn’t care either!
by Kurogo May 25, 2020
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Kinder-ninth

When ninth graders act like kindergarteners,
Mr. G: why do you freshman act so immature, Imma call you Kinder-ninth
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