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keyboard fighter

Someone who starts fights with people over the computer. (on AIM, myspace, facebook, etc.). Most of the time it's someone who won't do anything to hurt you in person, and would pussy out if you ever came up to them.
Chris: Yesterday this kid named "young scrappy" messaged me on myspace and tryed to start with me.

Brian: Did he look tough?

Chris: Nahh, just another bitchy little keyboard fighter.
by czgetmoney March 1, 2009
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keydy

Keydy is the most wonderful girl you'll ever meet, she has the most gorgeous hair and eyes.

she has many guys on her line cause they are obsessed with her(body), yes dark times will come but with her outstanding personalitly she has made many friends and that will help her get up on her feet. She will help anyone with the caring heart that she has!!!!!!!
"Keydy is a real one"
by XXXXkTHerdso9 September 30, 2018
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Kendom

The supreme society that sits above all others. Is as the name suggests ruled by our beautiful leader Ken (Ryan Gosling). Also those horses were pretty rad and Ken's pickup truck was pretty sick too. ALL HAIL KEN!! ALL HAIL KEN!! ALL HAIL KEN!!
POV: Your in the Kendom

Me: Hey broski want to come drink some brewski beers in Ken's mojo dojo casa house.

Random girl: How did you get into my bedroom.
by KendomResident#2 July 22, 2023
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Kendo Geeyo

The proper "street" pronunciation of NBA player Kendall Gill as pronounced by "Dee Dee" on the hilariously unfunny show "My Brother and Me" run on Nickolodeon in the early 90's.
Look Alfi!!!! Its Kendo Geeyo!!!

Then Kendall Gill appears in his size 18 shoes, baby blue matching windbreaker and high top fade.
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keyboard feminist

A peeved off woman who uses social media purely to demean and belittle men, claiming to be fighting for the feminist cause. They usually find the most trivial of things to cry about, even those where the same point can be made from the male's side or where gender isn't an issue, by misconstruing innocuous matters and completely twisting them out of context. A very common trait among them is that they are oblivious to their own hypocrisy and double standards.

Keyboard feminists are under the illusion that men are immune to sexism because of the "patriarchy", coming up with the most bizarre and speculative of reasonings to argue their point. They're usually found in herds on blogs and Twitter, bootlicking each other and jumping on the back of anyone who sees through and calls out their blatant sexism. They call any male nay-sayer who scrutinises their ethos 'threatened', dismissing everything they say solely on the basis of their gender and resort to hurling petty insults. They like to think women are oppressed in society, ignoring their own plushy lifestyle, nitpicking at statistics and playing the victim card whenever something doesn't go their way.

Keyboard feminists keep believing that they can make a difference to society, as if they are the 21st century incarnation of the suffragettes. They are confined to the internet because they're shielded by their monitor, safe from the backlash and ridicule they would receive if they try to push their agenda out in the real world.
Keyboard feminist: "I am sick of the objectification of women on magazine covers."
Nay-sayer: "You don't have a problem with men posing in just their underwear on the front of them and plastered on billboards."
Keyboard feminist: "Men never have a problem with it either."
Nay-sayer: "Don't you think that people of both genders actually like being seen as sex symbols? They don't object to it if they embrace it, stop sticking your nose into their business."
Keyboard feminist: "But that empowers men, it dehumanises women and shows them as mere sex objects."
Nay-sayer: "So women wearing next to nothing is condemnable, whereas men doing wearing just as much is an aspiration to us?"
Keyboard feminist: "Men can't be objectified, they run the media."
by JizzySpunkbubbles October 28, 2013
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keyboard turner

In WoW there are two ways you can turn your character. You can use the keys you have bound to spinning left/right, or you can use the mouse. The mouse has no maximum spin speed, whereas the keys only spin the same speed every time. A player who is using the mouse will, as a result, be able to get behind a player using the keys. A whole host of bad things happen when your opponents can get behind you reliably (You can't dodge, block, or parry, some spells have facing requirements, etc). Its also just much worse in general because of the speed difference. Generally, if you are key board turning you are also clicking your abilities with the mouse rather using keys, which in turn is also slower. So, in essence, keyboard turning makes you less agile and slower to react, and the difference is quite noticable to those who know what to look for.
Just think of a keyboard turner as WoW's version of a mouth breather and you're pretty much there.
by grunch November 4, 2009
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keyboardist

One who plays the electric keyboard, who can imitate any sound, give atmosphere to any music, and stays in one place (unless using a keytar), so is easily crowded by girls.
The guitarist of the band left the stage in anger after seeing the keyboardist ripping his solo with seventeen girls around him.
by Ozone February 13, 2005
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