Keaton

A tall, blond or redhead who has a HUGE dick and is really nice, he is a good friend and has a lot of friends, he is a really good kisser and he is super committed

Girl 1: did you see that guy, he is soooo hot
Girl 2: yeah, I bet his name is Keaton

by theoneandonlyguynameddavito June 3, 2018

Keaton

Keaton is a nice guy who tends to get carried away a bit too much. This guy doesn't get mad easily but watch out for the hurricane when he does.

Keaton is also known to have touched kids and been involved in the act of paedophilia. Watch out when near him

Keaton is a nonce who touches kids. Watch out!

by SuperSonny7 December 4, 2020

Michael Keaton's Batman

One of the best in the Bat suit. Movie and his performances were well received despite the naysayers before the movie was screen.

Troy "Did you watch Michael Keaton's Batman?"
Fred "Oh yeah man, he hung upside down in one of the scenes"

by Jonathan-Ang October 31, 2017

Keaton

A black man in his early thirties that get on my everlasting nerves. However he is one of the greatest, confusing, gentlemen that I had ever met.

May peace, love, greatness, and blessings follow Keaton all the days of his life.

by #theworldsgreatest July 17, 2018

keaton

A man-child who wears diapers and pretends he is 22 years and 7 months old.

Hey, Keaton, we all know you are 33 not 22.

by GeniusPenius June 18, 2018

Keaton James

Keaton James is a big fat meth who lives in Middlesbrough grangetown the place all the scruffs live , he’s shagged everyone and there mamas. He got a fuzzy dick and a fat girl who gets used for her car that needs to be specially manufactured for her fat chubby belly . Keaton also liked to do a lot of drugs at the same time and ends up wetting himself 🙈🙈

Me : Keaton James is a meth
Everyone : we know x

by Name66868 January 13, 2024

keaton walker

keaton walker is a girl you know. she is the biggest bitch you will ever meet. she is the fakest person you know. she is the most annoying, irritating, girl you know. get her out of your life now. im looking out for you.

keaton walker tapped me into her life for almost a test. i finally got out. it makes my eyes sad when i see other people in her life now that i just know what they’re getting into. ☹️

by Urfavoctoberbby September 30, 2022