Kankerstaafje

Dutch word for cigarette, real translation: Cancerstick.

Also used for dicks with a tumor.

1.
Hee Sjon, If you don't give me a freaking kankerstaafje right now, i'll get frustrated, witch might result in Me kiling You.

2.
Hee Sjon, I really did want to give you a blowjob, but you dick looks terrible, are you sure you ain't got a kankerstaafje?

by Dutch dude October 2, 2009

Kaneland Band

Known for playing all star and fighting with their instruments. All the precautions are a cult of Shrek. Most of them are emos that give zero fucks about the world. Most of the people there were forced by their parents because they have no fucking will.

Is it possible for the Kaneland Band to not stay until 3:00?

by Biggest oof October 30, 2018

kankle

Something to call a girl that is super annoying and just obnoxious. This mainly be used against horse girls or emos.

That girl just lectured me for an hour about how cute her horse is... she is such a kankle, I can't wait to never see her again.

by kikiandyolanda August 18, 2019

Kankles

When someones leg has no ankle,
when someone has tree trunk legs

so their leg goes straight down without turning it at the ankle.

someone has kankles when their leg looks like they dont even have an ankle as it goes from leg to foot

by limabean256 June 29, 2009

kankelized

one who was kankled, one who aquired kankles, your mom

your mom was kankelized

by scratchy420 December 24, 2007

[kankilicious]

an adjective describing someone with extreme kankles

"DAMN did you see those heels tyrisakalaqua was wearing last night? her kankles were going to cause an earthquake"
"ya that bitch is kankilicious"

by y2017fgl January 16, 2009

Kankle-Monster

See above ^

Rikki Stephens is the Kankle-Monster

by Petardi July 7, 2010