Burnt kabob

When you are having anal sex with your woman and they take a solid shit while you are fucking them.

My woman loves to give me a burnt kabob on Sunday's.

by Punkorlust November 01, 2018

Shrimp kabobing

The sexual act of sliding ones penis between another persons toes-each stroke between a different pair of toes

He did some quick shrimpin’ to lube her toes up for a thorough shrimp kabobing between her toes.

by Big Shrimpin’ August 16, 2019

kameel kabeeb kabob

A man notorious for virusifying every device in peoples houses. Including their tables. He is a mafia boss in charge for all of the scams in India, and you usually know your being attacked by him when you can here his message and he virusifies your table. Usuallu followed by a scream.

“Kameel Kabeeb Kabob used his hacker skills and scammed my whole famiky and virusified our table, he then screamed as all of our money left our bank accounts and we became homeless”

by Gaymer.JalebiBaby December 20, 2022

crap kabob

Derogatory comment for someone who is really just a piece of shit.

Rachel: Ruth is a real Crap Kabob she is.
Fonzie: I agree I have never seemed to like her either.
Fonzie: Let's go get tacos.

by rachychill March 14, 2017

Kabob twister

When you are in the middle of a threesome and you flip the partner in the air to switch holes.

“me and Chad last night gave Suzy a kabob twister to freshen up the day.”

by TheWorld’sSexiestBooks December 04, 2019

Slob Kabob

A man using his penis to stir hot Ramen noodles and then recieving a bj.

"Your dick tastes like beef Ramen!" she said. "That's because the Ramen we had for dinner, I stirred with my dick because all the spoons were dirty" he said in response. She replied, "I can't believe you made me slob kabob your dick!"

by Honz911 December 06, 2023

The Reverse Kabob

the act of sticking a whole shrimp up your urethra

"Dude yesterday I walked in on Jerry doing the reverse kabob. It was very kinky."

by TheCheeseCrusader December 03, 2019