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Juhasz

One of the craziest last names ever! its pronounced like this: YOU-HOSS. It is mistakenly pronounced like these: JEW-HAS, JEW-HOSS, JEW-US, YOU-HOSS-ZY, gjer#h1&*efg, and "um, I'm not even gonna attempt that one". It is of Hungarian origin. Supposedly as popular of a last name in Hungry as Smith is here in the U.S.
-What's their last name again?
-Juhasz
by brighteyes07 February 4, 2010
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Judas Cradle

Literally a torture device used by the catholic church which is a pyramid that the victim was forced to sit on as it slowly violated their rectal orifice.

Figuratively, it is anything that is 1) representative of "the system" or power structure, and 2) considered an annoyance or abuse to an individual or group.
"Tycho" of the the web comic 'Penny Arcade' used this term to describe Windows Vista in one of his news updates.

Some compulsory elements of a bureaucratic system could be considered analogous to a Judas Cradle if they are deemed unfair, unjust, inconvenient, too severe, or unreasonable, such as certain taxes or legal and economic restrictions, depending on your point of view.
by Bob7493 October 29, 2008
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Jurassic Park

Once a very good book by the lord god Michael Crichton, now a .. fairly good movie. Spun off many sequels that couldn't keep up with Michael's genuis writing style.
Jurassic Park was a better book than a movie. So was congo (somewhat), sphere, although The Great Train Robbery was a great movie-to-book transition. And I base it on nothing other than Crichton himself directed it.
by restin256 November 16, 2003
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Juvat

Someone who enjoys punchy-face,tummy sticks, butt darts and naked steamrolling. All at the same time, if possible. Often found chasing down thier "prey" in the jungles of South Korea and singing in boys' choirs.
Juvats! I hate those fucking guys!
by Any Panton April 26, 2009
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Jugasaurus Rex

a person with big breasts.
probably, a combination of "Tyrannosaurus Rex" and "jug"
Oh, my God... Check out the Jugasaurus Rex!
by sataneros June 15, 2008
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Judas

Term for an extremely moronic person. Extreme cases only. One can not become a Judas overnight, they must work toward becoming the most extreme douchebag, tightwad, self-centered person you've ever met.

While working toward Judas level, you may call them jewbag or douchebag. But once they have crossed the line, they have ascended to Judas level.
-Chris is a real Judas, he's always backing out of plans and last night he took the tip money from the table after we left the bar.
by Amithus March 5, 2015
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