jurassic park 1-5x

Jurassic Park x1 x2 x3 x4 x5
refers to the comparission of small through large burps to t-rex screams in jurassic parks movies.

1 being a small burp
through to 5 a huge disgusting lengthy burp

"Burp"
"meh jurasic park 1"

"BUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
"oHHHH thats like a jurassic park fiivvee"

by LEM Chino April 10, 2005

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Get the jurassic park 1-5xmug.

jurassic pork

The other white meat. Lots of it.

Since when do pigs have claws? Besides, a roast weighing 1400 pounds has gotta be jurassic pork.

by baldpuss January 26, 2005

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Get the jurassic porkmug.

Jurassic world: Dominion

Overhyped pile of garbage

i fucking hate Jurassic world: Dominion

by Chad of words July 5, 2022

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Get the Jurassic world: Dominionmug.

When a woman is on her period, her partner takes her out to the woods. He then proceeds to put on an inflatable T-Rex costume and chase after her. Once he has caught her, he proceeds to fuck her roughly, causing her to bleed. Finally he smears the face of his t rex costume with the blood, and proceeds to roar in the air his success and dominion over his prey.

"Oh man, me and my wife went camping this weekend and did The Jurassic Park Challenge! I was worried we'd attract bears."

by Beardedpiper May 27, 2022

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