Jonesing

To roast someone for a specific characteristic or trait in a joking manner.

Examples:
“Ol’ hotdog water breath havin’ ass”
“Ol’ peanut head havin’ ass”
“Ol’ not knowing your left from your right, lost in the woods head ass”

Usage:
“Tim was jonesing on Tom so hard”

by Saint Morales December 14, 2022

Jonesing

Jonesing is a feeling occurs before acquiring drugs and after running out of them.

6pm: “man Im jonesing for some snow right now”
7am: “FUCK WE RAN OUT OF BLOW! Im jonesing again.”

by Lithium lady January 30, 2023

Jerry Jonesing

To fondle, caress, grope, or otherwise "second base" a girl from behind.

Damn that girl looks good, I'm going to do some serious Jerry Jonesing if I can get behind her in line!

by kmillertime August 07, 2014

jonese

A very beautiful girl with the biggest heart. she's very intelligent and smart. She's always there for people and always makes them happy. she's one of the strongest people in the world and deals with her problems by herself

hi it's jonese

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Jonesing

Cheating in a lead up to a MMA/sporting event

I Jon Jonesd that win over Guffy. I was so Jon Jonesing in the lead up

by Che Doolers December 27, 2018

Facebook jonesing

When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.

Also called "fajonesing"

You must really be Facebook jonesing right now.

by WingoftheSun May 14, 2011

Jonesed

Getting drunk and expressing your feelings to a girl you are interested in. This comes in the form of a long text or multiple phone calls and usually results in rejection and regret.

I went out last night and totally jonesed Lauren bro. no shot she gets with me now.

by Lalallala March 14, 2025