Jonesing

When bitcoin’s price rockets up by $1,000, and Tom Jones graces the moment with “What’s New Pussycat?” echoing through your mental sound system. It’s not just a pump; it’s a full-on Jones-fueled celebration. Side effects include excessive “Whoa, whoa, whoa-ing” and bullish dancing.

Bitcoin is jonesing up forever, Laura.

by 1btc1.com November 30, 2024

Jonesed

Getting drunk and expressing your feelings to a girl you are interested in. This comes in the form of a long text or multiple phone calls and usually results in rejection and regret.

I went out last night and totally jonesed Lauren bro. no shot she gets with me now.

by Lalallala March 14, 2025

Jon Jonesing

To avoid fighting someone.

Diego wants to fight Yair but Yair is Jon Jonesing him.

by MMAmonkey8 June 11, 2025

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Jim Jonesed

Willingly but not knowingly participating one's own euthanization or extermination.

Hey they just got the JAB. No they didn't, they just got Jim Jonesed

by Jobesd July 28, 2021

Jonesing

Jonesing is a feeling occurs before acquiring drugs and after running out of them.

6pm: “man Im jonesing for some snow right now”
7am: “FUCK WE RAN OUT OF BLOW! Im jonesing again.”

by Lithium lady January 30, 2023

Jonesing

Emitting a dramatically narcissistic, self centered personality, Believing genuinely that they are a perfect, godlike being.

"What an absolute joneser."
"Stop jonesing! You are not on top of the world!"

by KingChickenSandwich March 31, 2023