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Jonald McRonaldson

a man who shits in urinals then eats it
random mexican: whoaa jefe theres sum wack ass foo up in the jawn eatin sum shit outta a urinal
random caucasian: must be a jonald mcronaldson
by negromongler6969 July 26, 2019
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Obsessive Jonas Disorder

also known as OJD, a serious disease which causes an extreme obsession with a band of brothers, surname being Jonas. There is no known cure for this disease, but most of those who have it, do not mind it, and have learned to manage it. The only way you can do so is going to www.myspace.com/jonasfansforya to get your daily dose of Jonas!
OMJ I love the Jonas Brothers. I have Obsessive Jonas Disorder!!!
by Obsessive Jonas Disorder October 3, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite good music today. People who claim to be fans of this 'band' usually fall under the line of being female, 6-17 years old, disney channel/high school musical lover, types LiKeSs tHIssS!!! and is extremely annoying.
Person 1: OMG I lOvE tHe JoNaS BRoThErs!! Did yYYou sEe tHem oN DiSnEy CHaNnelLL LaSt nIgHt!!!??

Person 2: No, shut up and go listen to real music instead of drooling over people who don't even write/play their own songs.
by thejonasbrotherssuck March 20, 2008
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jonascest

"Jonascest," is the term used for fanfiction concerning members of the band, the Jonas Brothers, in homosexual relationships with each other.
As the members of the band are all brothers, these relationships are also incestuous.
The term, "Jonascest," comes from the combining of their last name, Jonas, with the word, "Incest."
The best Jonascest pairing is Joe/Nick. Though Joe/Kevin sometimes works. Better YET Joe/Nick/Kevin.
Further example-ness:
Joe kissed Nick roughly and pressed him against the cold shower tile. He couldn't wait for the hot, hardcore sex they would have later.
by ZooZoo Magee June 23, 2008
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Jonah

A savage sagittarius whom is pleased by only the dankest and spiciest memes and only listens to real music like the song "Take On Me"Of by A-ha
Jonah is always talking about memes.
by MemeQueen41285 April 2, 2017
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Jonah

Jonah is an artsy, funny person. He is incredibly intelligent and loves reading. Most of the time, though, his head is in the clouds, which leads to his existential thoughts. He is an amazing artist, whether it comes to music (usually plays the saxophone), cooking, or drawing and painting. When first meeting people appears very shy, but once he warms up he is super fun to talk to! Says random shit. He isn’t very athletic but loves being outside. His greatest quality, though, is that he is very honest. If you tell him a secret, you can be sure it will stay between you and him. Always super kind. Has blonde or brown hair, tall and skinny, usually a sagitarius.

If you ever meet a Jonah, befriend him! He will always listen to you and be very patient.
What the hell is the point of this box in definitions like these?” Jonah asked
by WildRaccoon August 13, 2018
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Nick Jonas

the diabetic monchichi of the band the jonas brothers. he is owned by disney and therefore forbiden of sex until marriage.
my favorite is nick jonas!

ew why?
by athanfromasia August 7, 2009
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