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Johan

A hipster who loves going down on teachers and drinking coffee
"Hey youre such a Johan""
"Yeah i know, im in love with meinsma's dick"
by DavaiBoi November 30, 2017
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karl johan

A man who drives a derbi Moped and is a jækel to screw and spends too uch money on his moped. But he is also very sexy smart and awesome
Look there is Karl Johan
by Kæælll February 6, 2018
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johan ruiz

Strong fierce Mexican who isn’t affraid to speak his mind and gets all the girls usually has a lot of girl bestfreinds.
by Unknown 123432432 May 5, 2018
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Johan

Awesome
Handsome
Usually the most popular guy in the class and everyone loves him... He is tall, blue eyes, dark blonde hair, brown skin, and timberland shoes.
Oh My God... Look, he is such a Johan... I love him.
by XDunicorn February 1, 2017
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Karl Johan

Its a norwegian guy with a big viking cock.
OMG his cock is so big. his name must be Karl Johan
by Karl Johan has a 12inch dick February 12, 2020
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Johan

That Johan is such n stupid cunt,And you would like to fuck his girl its usually n tall thin man who anybody can fuck up
Johan is such n stupid weak bitch
by Qwejjdhdhjejenjdjdjejje September 11, 2020
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Johan

Johan is a male name which is more popular Norway and Sweden. Johan has no sense of economic taste and do not follow what the leader says. He ignores his orders to keep his savings straight. A male with the name Johan usually scream. " DEN BETALER FOR SEG SJØØØØØL" if he is trying to prove others wrong. Despite his anger and his slogan Johan is a very lovely male and caring person.

You’re such a lucky person if u have a connection with a Johan
This round we will have an eco-round. "Johans buys a heavy gun"
-"DEN BETALER FOR SEG SJØØØØØL"
by pepegris November 6, 2020
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