jiffy lube

verb. a jiffy lube is the act of getting head having said head giver vommits of recipents dick and then proceeds to jerk him off with said vommit.

That bitch gave me a jiffy lube I guess she had a bad gag reflex oh well....

by Lone "C.D." S.L.C. January 24, 2004

Jiffy

Hes da seXXiest man frOm Qnz n he lUvs dis gRl named Kari...tHey bOth maKe da cUtest PareJa...

Jiffy is aLl minez! BesiTos bayBii

by Kari February 9, 2005

Dead Jiffies

Abbreviated DJ: it stands for either Disc Jockey, or Dead Jiffies.

Person #1: Hey, hey dude, in scrabble, can I play acronyms? Like, you know, DJ?

Person #2: What does that stand for?

Person #1: You know, like, DJ for Disc Jockey, or, you know, DJ for Dead Jiffies.

by Jettskis July 6, 2010

Reverse Jiffy Lube

A hybrid of the popular reach around penis grab. This occurs when a female reaches between a males legs from behind and begins to grip and rub the penis. Done over clothes and results in a penis erection. Usually done as a mating ritual to see if the male "sizes up" so to speak.

Jenny is giving Earl a reverse Jiffy Lube. That lucky S.O.B.

by DIRECTOR DRE December 9, 2008

reverse jiffy lube

A maneuver in which a female reaches between a man's legs from behind in a attempt to cup a feel of said man's cock. This is an attempt to see if the man "measures up" to her standards.

Michelle: "Jewel has reverse jiffy lubed almost every guy at the bar. Seems like only Rod fit the bill."

Sandy: "What a whore"

by Dre the Director December 20, 2008

Jiffy Boob

Boob fucking a girl in the service pit of a Jiffy Lube oil change center.

I got some great Jiffy Boob last night after I got my oil changed. That girl that works there is so fine.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

jiffy pop ass

young, slightly overweight female whose ass is destined to blossom to over two ax handles wide.

Cute in the face wide in the base, she is cursed with a jiffy pop ass.

by edder do November 12, 2006