Jiffy ripz

A very cool friend

Man this guy is such a jiffy ripz.
He’s such a jiffy ripz I wish I was him.
Man he scored 20 touchdowns in a game, he is such a jiffy ripz.

Jiffy ripz by Jiffyripzyt August 19, 2018

Jiffy Lube 

What it's called when you're having sex with an old, dried up woman, and you don't have lube so you use JIF peanut butter.

Alice: Hey there Betty, How was your 73rd birthday?
Betty: Aw it was great! My husband jiffy lubed me!
Alice: You're a lucky woman. My husband is dead.
Betty: HAHA

Jiffy Lube by Timpano December 21, 2008

jiffy-popper 

Off-road dirtbike rider who rides for 10 minutes, then takes a 20 minute break, busting out the jiffy-pop popcorn and having a couple of smokes. Also, any time-consuming adjustments to the dirtbikes are made AFTER the allotted break time, further delaying the ride, requiring using the choke to start the bike.

Damn, Lou, why are you such a jiffy-popper? We have ridden 4 miles and it's getting dark already.

jiffy-popper by AP November 20, 2003

jiffy tapped 

jiffy meaning, "really" or "extremely"
and
tapped meaning, "tired" and "slap happy tired"

so "jiffy tapped" really means "i am so fucking tired that i am crazy!"

"ally, whats up?"
"nothin lo"
"you look weird ally...its freaking me out!"
"im jiffy tapped....long day"
"oh. okay"

jiffy tapped by allybo January 1, 2007

jiffy lube 

when a girl is heart broken, and you talk to her make her feel better, and make her like you.

Heartbroken girl: i'm so sad, alan broke my heart.
you: im sorry i know he's a total jerk, but don't worry ill always be here for you.
______________________________________
Jennifer: he's totally jiffy lubing her.
Jessica: yup jiffy lube

jiffy lube by Mark is bored July 4, 2007

jiffy lube 

verb. a jiffy lube is the act of getting head having said head giver vommits of recipents dick and then proceeds to jerk him off with said vommit.

That bitch gave me a jiffy lube I guess she had a bad gag reflex oh well....

jiffy lube by Lone "C.D." S.L.C. January 24, 2004

Jiffy Boob 

Boob fucking a girl in the service pit of a Jiffy Lube oil change center.

I got some great Jiffy Boob last night after I got my oil changed. That girl that works there is so fine.

Jiffy Boob by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018