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jesus

a actuall god! you will meet him and bend over for him
ps: my names jesus
jesus:hello
everyone:take my cash!
by omar hater and mom he stole it October 30, 2020
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jesus

a christian leader, or known as the son of Christ. he is known for dying on a cross and rising again after three days.
ya'll need jesus!!!!
by kitty kat >:) December 15, 2015
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jesus

A pretty nice guy in general. He is very handsome and will always be there for you through everything. Jesus is the type of guy to always be by your side no matter what.
by anàsdkk366 April 8, 2018
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jesus

Jesus, is a man that will take your belongings and claim that it's his. Especially when it comes to girls. He will definitely steal your girl super quick. although, when he does still your girl, he will treat her like a princess and then leave her after a couple days. Jesus is a heart-breaker like any other man, but a real dangerous one. Also really lazy.
Look, there goes Jesus also known as mister steal your girl.
by ali gonzales January 4, 2018
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jesus

jesus saved me from skittles
by grayson alexander November 1, 2019
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jesus

jesus is a big dick having guy🤷🏽 ♂️
add my snap or u die😁
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jesus has a huge cock😱
by B.D.J-Big Dick Jesus November 22, 2021
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jesus

not satan
have you heard ab jesus?
yeah he s not satan
by mariageorgeta12 December 22, 2020
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