When a guy nuts onto a napkin and bakes it so it gets all dry and crumbly. Used for salting foods and maybe drinks, especially good on pasta.
by NiggaNoit October 06, 2019
When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.
by Valo January 02, 2005
You have constantly jerk off for the whole of January no stop no porn only you and your hand jerking
by THE GUYSSS November 03, 2019
someone who jerks off all the time. usually because they cant "get" the person that they want to "help them out." so they settle with pleasuring themselves.
guy1: "dude, i was up all night again talkin dirty to that really sexy chick"
guy2: "man, to me it sounds like u are becoming a jerk off addict. getta life."
guy2: "man, to me it sounds like u are becoming a jerk off addict. getta life."
by de lynn June 29, 2008
1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box
2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up
by Dj Pj August 10, 2016
When your wife is trying to get pregnant and your’re tired of having sex with her. You jerk-off then run over and shoot your load in her.
by Thor drinks beer August 21, 2019
After finishing nonutnovember and glancing at the picture of Jesus being crucified you immediately cream your jimmies. Such an event happens ounce every blue moon and is usually followed by an isis beheading.
by Overitus_Manhadalitus February 05, 2018