Aunt Jemima

A coloured pancake lady who, with the a gap in her front teeth, and the right hair style, can look like Condolessa Rice. In the earlier sketches of Auntie Jemima she is an older woman, but as society became more demanding the picture has been modified to a sexy woman at the tender age of 70. Her "syrup" is really all the "-glouscoses" mixed with water.

It is a common misconception that Aunt Jemima is married to Uncle Ben (hence their daughter Condolessa Rice), but she is actually a lesbien and is with Betty Crocker... now THAT'S some food for though!

by kuckapoo December 14, 2008

Aunt Jemima

a sexual pleasuring when the man pours Aunt Jemima Syrup on his penis and than fucks the girl with it. He than eats her out and eats the Aunt Jemima from her vagina.

Yo man, i took that broad in that room and gave her the old Aunt Jemima.

I'd like to Aunt Jemima the shit out of her.

by Christian Dileo January 17, 2009

Aunt Jemima Breakfast

When you wake up in bed next to a fat black woman with a sweet taste in your mouth.

I don't know what happened last night but at least i woke up to an Aunt Jemima Breakfast instead of a ben from boston!

by sweetsweetoldwomenaremyfetish July 21, 2015

Aunt Jemima

A religion that has come a long way with the Stwabewweeh Empire over many years. We as Jemimimians have many genders such as Inflatable Raft and Jelly Filled Doughnut.

My god is Aunt Jemima

by xXX_HAXOR_MLG_420_XXx February 23, 2017

Uncle Jemima

When two gay dudes lube up their assholes and place them together to form an airtight seal and then one passes gas. It pushes the gas into the other gay dude and makes his stink star expand and pop a bit, thus giving pleasure.

Hey Thad, rub that maple syrup on my pucker and then back over here with your pants down. I had burritos for lunch and I want to give you an uncle jemima. (also known as the gay shotgun)

by SirCockalot May 15, 2008

Aunt Jemima

The act of locking a girl in a closet for a period of 5-24 hours, after said lock up, one ejaculates onto pancakes and offers them to the girl. The girl should be so hungry that she eats them.

"Hey! So I pulled my first Aunt Jemima today!"

by sicknastymn July 16, 2009

Aunt Jemima

Typically used in replacement of the ever so popular "Thats What She Said" saying.

"It was so hard"
"Aunt Jemima"

by =] Jess And Britt February 22, 2009