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by Jdmaeston November 29, 2021
Get the Jd maste mug.The Term "JD Syndrome" relates to any male with a problem with relationships similar to that of John Dorien's off the popular tv show "Scrubs"
If you can't commit to a relationship/become easily bored with a relationship/attemptin' to keep a relationship alive with excitment or getting what you want only to realize you don't want it.
Then odds are on you've got the "JD Syndrome".
Then odds are on you've got the "JD Syndrome".
by Minorthingonmercury June 22, 2009
Get the JD Syndrome mug.V. tilting one's head and looking towards the ceiling when imagining an absurd situation. While this is a reference to Scrubs' JD and his daydreams, it's actually a very real occurrence and sometimes facilitates the awesomeness of the imagined situation. Sometimes, a JD Dream can actually cause you to miss valuable conversation material because of the lack of eye contact.
1. We were talking about porn stars with chainsaws and I totally JD Dreamed and missed half of the entire conversation.
2. You idiot, you just fucking JD Dreamed about squirrels covered in peanut butter...?
3. Today we'll be talking about quantum mechanics, and don't you fuckers JD Dream your way out of the discussion.
2. You idiot, you just fucking JD Dreamed about squirrels covered in peanut butter...?
3. Today we'll be talking about quantum mechanics, and don't you fuckers JD Dream your way out of the discussion.
by RadioactivePuppy December 8, 2010
Get the JD Dream mug.A mighty and extravagant party or flat-out messy mission. Often undertaken when someone's parents are away for the weekend and the house is empty. One prerequisite is that at least one bottle of Jack Daniels is drunk during the night. Although, that isn't the only thing that gets drunk. Tequila and a lot of Lager is also usually on the list.
Usually, the night ends with several people throwing their guts up all over the garden and/or getting jiggy with a random ugly chick from around town. Oh, it happens. Believe me.
Usually, the night ends with several people throwing their guts up all over the garden and/or getting jiggy with a random ugly chick from around town. Oh, it happens. Believe me.
-Mikey: "Hey man, my parents are out of town this weekend, I think they're going down the beach or something."
-Joe: "Er... so what does that mean?"
-Mikey: "AH!! JD Night!!"
-Joe: "Oh hell yeah."
-Joe: "Er... so what does that mean?"
-Mikey: "AH!! JD Night!!"
-Joe: "Oh hell yeah."
by Aaron R Bourn March 18, 2007
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Pronounced: Jay-dee oh tea sea. Tea why jay.
Similar to wwjd. But not.
Pronounced: Jay-dee oh tea sea. Tea why jay.
Similar to wwjd. But not.
Person 1: "JD OTC, man."
Person 2: "Yeah man. TYJ." *winks*
Priest: "And today we celebrate Jesus' death on the cross and resurrection to new life!"
Random Guy: *crosses himself* JD OTC. TYJ
Person 2: "Yeah man. TYJ." *winks*
Priest: "And today we celebrate Jesus' death on the cross and resurrection to new life!"
Random Guy: *crosses himself* JD OTC. TYJ
by pseudonymously-sneaky September 3, 2018
Get the JD OTC. TYJ mug.The oldest child of the Jump family, JD is the lighting designer and acting head of the lighting crew for ampersand. Often associated with his decision to become a priest, JD has a Jesus freak license plate on his truck which also has a “ghetto clock” and plenty of Christian music to last the trip.
He can usually be found on the campuses of St. Catherines or St. Chris or in Chesterfield located on the Southside of Richmond, yes he bravely crosses the bridge everyday. JD is an official member of the wank crew and can often be found carrying a “fairy-wand“ one wonders what such a tool could be used for. While certain young girls have questioned his sexual orientation, JD is adamantly straight.
JD has a younger sister who is a tri-varsity athlete. Never fear, JD has also received a varsity letter, the fact that he received it for managing the wrestling team is irrelevant. The future holds a departure from Ampersand and St. Christopher’s to attend Randolph Macon in the fall however it will not be a departure from theater altogether. Once a theater brat always a theater brat, honestly he only returns for the dust.
He can usually be found on the campuses of St. Catherines or St. Chris or in Chesterfield located on the Southside of Richmond, yes he bravely crosses the bridge everyday. JD is an official member of the wank crew and can often be found carrying a “fairy-wand“ one wonders what such a tool could be used for. While certain young girls have questioned his sexual orientation, JD is adamantly straight.
JD has a younger sister who is a tri-varsity athlete. Never fear, JD has also received a varsity letter, the fact that he received it for managing the wrestling team is irrelevant. The future holds a departure from Ampersand and St. Christopher’s to attend Randolph Macon in the fall however it will not be a departure from theater altogether. Once a theater brat always a theater brat, honestly he only returns for the dust.
Innocent passenger: What is this music?
JD: I don't know, let me change it.
Innocent passenger: You managed to change it from a station with bad music to a station with even worse music.
JD: It's a CD
Innocent passenger: Apparently the Jump family is not known for their taste in music.
:P
JD: I don't know, let me change it.
Innocent passenger: You managed to change it from a station with bad music to a station with even worse music.
JD: It's a CD
Innocent passenger: Apparently the Jump family is not known for their taste in music.
:P
by ellet cult January 27, 2005
Get the JD Jump mug.The most hated kid at Sandwich High School. He loves driving his dads truck around Sandwich and thinking he is a badass. Everyone is scared of him because he has a gang of shooters consisting of him, Patrick Morris, and Jason Brazil. He will talk shit to other people but will never follow through. Anyone will steal from him because of how big of a faggot he is. His girlfriend is ugly and fat as fuck, with salami sized nipples. He loves sending videos of himself ghosting shirtless, and tries to act hot for his snap chat group chat, which consists of only guys.
by Jason Brazil December 24, 2017
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