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Jarvis

To Jarvis means to walk with one knee bent whilst the kneecap is placed in a shoe or boot. Jarvising is very difficult but is very rewarding, especially if you are seeking attention from potential sommeliers! To Jarvis is to have a pulchritude of swagger!
Caleb swooned as he observed Gumby ambulating towards the faecal smeared ceiling fan in mesmerizing Jarvis style.
by My Uncle’s Sopping Wet Breasts September 22, 2022
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Tommy Jarvis

Tommy Jarvis is a fictional character in the Friday The 13th franchise. He is portrayed by Corey Feldman in Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter (1984), John Shepherd in Friday The 13th: A New Beginning(1985), and Thom Mathews in Friday The 13th: Jason Lives (1986). Thom Mathews has made a special appearence in Friday The 13th: The Game: (2016), and Never Hike Alone: A Friday The 13th Fan Film (2017).
"Who is YOUR favirote Friday The 13th character?" Asked Joe. "Maybee, Tommy Jarvis, what about you, Harry."
by SuchA Neek752 January 2, 2020
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dirty Jarvis

This is when you getting sloppy deep-throat head from a set a bad a** twins while smoking a cigar.
"Hey I went to my homeboy's house and he was getting a dirty Jarvis from Linda and Keisha, the bad ass twins everybody was tryin to bang"
by "Dirty Jarvis" April 27, 2023
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Jarvis

A dumbass who is addicted to Fortnite and still washed. He's also trash at Mario kart. The only good side to him is his funny side
jarvis kinda gay ngl
by indianjizz May 23, 2022
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Jarvis

The definition of Josias is a handsome kid who has a big dick which girls love. He is probably the sexiest man alive and the richest. He is funny, and he be getting all the bitches!
Omggg jarvisss!!!
by Ejfbsjbfjdenj November 18, 2023
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Jarvis

A Jarvis is a loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger who looks Amish. He fucks white bitches, sleeps in cars, and needs constant companionship.
Kayla: He kicked me out again to fuck other bitches.

Jody: He's a real Jarvis.

Kayla: Right?
Jody: That loser, piece of shit, motherfucker, nigger.
by Strange_wrangler24 February 2, 2024
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Mr. Jarvis

Absolute fucking legendary ripped gigachad.
(possibly agent 47)
"HOLY SHIT IT'S MR. JARVIS"
by Gandikotologist January 30, 2022
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