Jalopi Boi

one who likes to self suck

Bro one: "lmao look at the jalopi bois chat"

Bro two: tf is a jalopi boi,

Bro one: I'ts a lifestyle you wouldn't understand

by YA MAMMMZ October 3, 2019

jalopicated

Fucked up! All screwed up and out of ordinary

That thing is all jalopicated

by Courtjo19 November 23, 2019

jalop-alop

The powerful deities created from our God ojalop

From my hand I will play jalop-alop duo in attack position!!

by DickDunkerDuelist December 21, 2020

Jalopidated

A combination of jalopy and dilapidated

Man, your mom's hair is looking more jalopidated than your car!

by Lowchismo5485 March 25, 2024

Jaunty Jalopies

men who spend their whole life working in business but then 1920s business partners join a wacky international drivers in the -1,500 mile Monte Carlo Rally*

Those Daring Young Men In Their Jaunty Jalopies.

by Kloie Mariah's Mommyy May 18, 2011

Sloppy jaloppy

When you smashin form the back and you pull yo sosij out and pour your manly milk on your palm and then smack the shit out to girl with it.

Yo ma mans bob Ross gave his girl a sloppy jaloppy last night and fractured her skull and got that shit all up in. Her eyes

by Wellfuckmybuttandcallmejimmy December 30, 2018

Sloppy Jaloppy

A women that's had many sexual partners in her 20s and claims that she still wants love in her 30s/40s

Men, don't settle for a Sloppy Jaloppy, she had her fun.

by Mr. LandeR December 4, 2020