Jakobe Bryant

The white version of Kobe Bryant

Damn Jakobe Bryant sure can play.

by JustOneTime November 12, 2016

Jakob

A stupid motherfucker that belongs in jail. He sucks dick every night. Always says "what did you say to me nigga" in a high pitched voice. He chases people down like a fucking mad gorilla. If you ever see a Jakob make sure you shoot yourself before he gets there or else you will be a pulp.

Oh shit fucking run A Jakob is coming

by Logan g 2323 May 24, 2019

Jakob Lester

Way better than Adam, a dick that puts men to shame and wets ever vagina within a mile... (also super rich)

Jakob Lester: *in the showers*
Adam Klein:*wets vagina*

by 3than_7aylor June 12, 2017

jakob craver

a very hot and sexy guy. He has an amazing personality and usually gets any girl he want. i'd advise you to never let him go.

"omg jakob craver is so hot"

by lovebforever2005 May 5, 2017

jakob jones

A clown ass nigga who thinks he’s hard so he snitches on everyone who can beat his ass because he thinks it’ll impress the middle schoolers.

Don’t even waste your time with Jakob Jones.

by Cotton pickin ass nigga January 24, 2020

jakob lara

jakob lara is the hottest boy at school

i loke jakob lara

by amongusimposter69 February 2, 2022

Jakob Stav

Aka. Savefar

Is a popular danish producer known for his tracks such as "Fisk I skagen" and "Savefar er saveklar"

After a couple of "Blå colaer" can han be quit nasty

Jakob Stav tag mig hårdt

by Uansvarlig 1 February 23, 2023