Mad jackin'

When someone is on Facebook, via mobile device. This can include but not be limited to: updating Fabo status, Facebook stalking, changing profile pic, etc. Does not include Twitter, Myspace, nor Xanga due to gayness of said sites.

Abbey was mad jackin' all during psych class so now her phone battery is low.

by jakeyjake8872 June 3, 2011

Jackin' Your Stax

One who masturbates with a pocket pussy made of a stax can (lays off brand Pringles).

I was jackin' your stax after my parents went to bed last night.

by Black_Daddy December 12, 2017

Crapper Jackin'

Defecating while simultaneously masturbating. The climax can be most efficiently achieved by doing so while you wipe.

"Have you heard that Eric added 10 minutes of free time to his day by Crapper Jackin' ? "

"No shit... I guess I'll have to try it out sometime"

by the super bukkake July 16, 2017

Jackin Jesus

A thing a guy says when he’s about to reach an orgasm, commonly used when a guy is jerking off. He’s typically in his christian mothers basement trying to make it seem like he’s praying but he’s not. Obviously.

Jason- OMG IM JACKIN JESUS

by Ben jackinoff in yamomma November 14, 2022

sly-jackin

verb.. (1) the act of not being real (2) frontin...

1...."he dont have a knot... thats a stack of $1's... he just sly-jackin"
2...."look at em sly-jackin... thinkin they slick..."

by Cuzon Jimmy March 14, 2011

Jackin

When you say you’re going to do something as simple as hanging out with your friends and then don’t.

Cooper was jackin tonight on hanging with us.

by Nerd Neck August 6, 2020

Jackin’

There’s two types: one for stealing which potentially comes from “hijacking” but can also be attached to the second meaning, which means to lay claim to, which in essence if you “claim” something that isn’t yours you’re jackin lol. So they are interchangeable, but the latter can be affixed to anything, while the former is more restricted.

Urban = African American Slang

First meaning: He jacks his brother’s shoes all the time. He needs to stop jackin’ people’s stuff

Second meaning: You don’t know shit, so you need to back off jackin info you don’t know anything about.

by OsunAshe December 26, 2021