Jabroni

A person who wears cargo shorts, flip flop, gold chain, and goes by the name Charles.

Damn Charlie, stop being such a Jabroni!

by Thestench September 6, 2018

Jabroni

Either an individual or a group of people on most likely found on pontoon boat, JetSki, or 1990’s shitty runabout with empty beer cans littering the floor. They enjoy riding around in endless erratic circles that make no fucking sense creating a wake on a perfectly quiet morning that makes a nice lake virtually non-skiable. It is speculated that many Jabroni’s are unhappy and have miserable lives hence why they would rather be riding around in circles alone on a boat at 8am instead of being home with their family.

Sue - “god damn fucking Jabroni’s are coming out. Get you ski let’s go”

by Paul the time September 5, 2023

Jabroni

A young link player in melee

Axe is a Jabroni

by Nifaso June 9, 2020

jabroni

This is-uh obviously the Spanish "cabrón" filtered through the-uh Italian-immigrant "Mario" filter. How does capocolla become "gabagool? This is "cabrón" overheard by a "jamoke" who doesn't know what he heard or what he's saying.

any time someone calls someone a goat, jabroni works just fine

by tocantonto November 18, 2020

Jabroni

A dude named Jared thats also a broni

Hey is this jared a jabroni or no?

by TheOnePlayer2 November 1, 2021

Jabronie

Lord Jamar

Shaq, Lord Jamars new name is Lord Jabronie

by Clerbz January 31, 2020

Bro Jabroni

A kind of jabroni that probably wears hemp jewelry, "skates" on a longboard and listens to white reggae. Says "dude", "brah", and "like" a lot. Schedules his day around smoking weed. Acts like a surfer but never surfs.

"Is Kurt going on that trip to Puerto Rico?"
"That bro jabroni? Hell no."

by 727Haole October 22, 2012