J.Cole'd

When you get cut off on a sentence or a rap..

Guy: Yo man Check this..

WHEN I WAS 1-

Guy#2: Well like I was saying man last night I got laid..

Guy #3: LMAO GUY GOT J.Cole'd

by Hero Hawkins June 30, 2010

D.J.

D.J.

(noun)

Attributed to people whose appearance and/or gestures are flamboyant, effeminate, and suggestive of them being in the gay order.

Not to be confused with disc jockeys (dj's), derek jeter, or wanker dj's.

Inspired by the film "Bruno".

"Hey Tobi, you're such a D.J. because you wear you're bag like a purse so flamboyantly".

"Oh hey, thanks for that compliment."

by djwanker August 21, 2013

J.M.D.O.

A common internet chat acronym meaning "Jacking My Dick Off." An analogue of LMAO, "Laughing My Ass Off."

Girlfriend7530: You wanna come over this evening?
Boy2458: Can't. J.M.D.O.

by honkersale May 17, 2009

Youtube D.J.

A youtube D.J. resides to playing music via youtube for enjoyment or substitution because they cannot afford a stereo system.

My roomate is a youtube D.J. He sits around and plays all the new tracks on youtube

We don't have any music to play at our party, what can we do? "I will be a youtube D.J. and supply the music via the internet"

by charliemurphy! May 1, 2009

J BAGEL'D

Beyond ruined on a message board

supremepizza wrote:
I'm a good looking guy who can talk to girls when I'm in my element

mcneezy wrote:
I nailed her, basically...

Sean_Bateman wrote:
tEB lewks da best in,,,,,Ernge and white

supremepizza wrote:
J BAGEL'D

by _it aint e_z March 1, 2009

playing the D.J

A woman masturbating.

"your watching fight club! when i get home i dont want to catch you playing the D.J!"

by jkrych February 5, 2008

J.M'd

1.a word parallel to the word owned.
Comes from a famous noob whose initials were J.M. and his many rejections from society.

2. Similarly can also be used as a threat.

1.*man walks into tree*
"haha that guy just got J.M'd! XD"

2. "Don't make me come over there and J'M you!"

by luul April 25, 2007