Rebalancing Index

Rebalancing in crypto refers to portfolio and expectation ratio.

When it becomes 1:1 you're rebalanced, your portfolio reaches a state of equilibrium.

Some important rebalancing indexers are as follows:

10:1 Rebalance: Euphoria

1:1 Rebalance: Unrealistic
1:10 Rebalance: Should've taken Profits
"aah im rebalancing"
"one man said to the other man why the fuck are you questioning my rebalance"
"just a minor dip, my airdrops will rebalance my portfolio"
"my rebalance is not rebalancing anymore" - often used during market crashes
"my rebalancing index is finally 1:1"
by ooharu June 25, 2024
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iPhone Index

A figure that tracks how many months on average a blue-collar worker in a country has to work before they can save enough money to afford an iPhone.
The iPhone index (ii) in Singapore is arguably around 2, compared to 6 or 7 in neighboring Malaysia.
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Index

a mixed-race individual with a combination of parents from Indian and Mexican heritage.
Speaker A: "Is that kid Index?"
Speaker B: "yeah, his Mom is Mexican and his dad is Indian. I know them both. Cute kid. Great family, they just moved here from Chicago."
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sliker index

if u weren't reached out to by sliker, ur broke & irrelevant
according to the sliker index, streamer 'carter' didn't have enough subs
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The Bro-Hater Index

The more you and a friend hate on each other is directly proportional to how close the two individuals are
Paul and I take potshots at each other on the daily but there isn’t anything that we wouldn’t do for each other. That places our relationship super high on the bro-hater index
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national index is stinky day

On March 4th when you see index call him stinky for apparently no reason
national index is stinky day
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Player: Hey index
Index: What?
Player: you stinky
Index: :(
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Tompkins Index

A mathematical function to describe the rate in growth of WhatsApp side-chats post a salacious and often incendiary comment in a central, widely inclusive group-chat.
Paul - "Geez, Andrew just dropped a couple of cables in the LEOG"
Samuel "Christ, this'll test the Tompkins Index"
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