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The Social Index

A foolproof guide to determine the popularity and "soundness" of a certain individual. Factors such as inflation are taken into account in determining the outcome of this revolutionary theory. Created in Dublin in mid 2017, it is set to become a global phenomenon.
"she's got 600 likes, she must be sound" "yeah but she's a girl, according to the social index halve that and there's your answer"
by Ctcblue May 28, 2017
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therians index

The therians index is a judgment of a society's social liberalism based on how likely you are to see a therian in public.
"Broh, the therians index is cooked, Central NY, and not one therian. shits bad man"
by nksbfgvwebfbquusdnw April 15, 2025
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Index Ice

A rather large diamond worn on the index finger of either hand
You’re man must be loaded to put that index ice on your finger
by Longliveling November 3, 2023
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index-flushing

Continuously deleting stupid social media posts such as political comments, religious views, and generally just stupid or offensive stuff.
I spend way too much time index-flushing these stupid posts!
by thegreatJOE January 23, 2017
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Hater Index

A measurement of hatred average among hateful beings.
AKA (HI)
Jill went and got a job, an extremely lucrative job through hustling and using connections. Jack, knowing this and didn't say a word, but everyone around could see his Hater Index rising. Friday Afternoon shit literally hit the fan, when Jill smiled smugly in Jack's direction with her boxes. Long story short, Jack had a stroke and is now on disability. Peace be with him.
by c-hat-e December 26, 2012
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Index

a mixed-race individual with a combination of parents from Indian and Mexican heritage.
Speaker A: "Is that kid Index?"
Speaker B: "yeah, his Mom is Mexican and his dad is Indian. I know them both. Cute kid. Great family, they just moved here from Chicago."
by mach3 February 17, 2024
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Rob Zombie Flavor Index

Used to measure the calorie account of someone’s dick.
Yeah man, my dick has 1/4 the calories of a mature female raccoon! I found it out using the Rob Zombie Flavor Index!
by Robin Zomborg December 11, 2021
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