post-fap

The aftermath or "afterfap" of your masturbation session. The usually brief and heavily awkward moment right after you had a pleasurable orgasm where you now have to deal with a huge load of regret for beating your meat along with the irritating "clean-up" process involving you waddling like a penguin to the nearest tissue box.

God fucking damn did I feel guilty as fuck during my post-fap, but ends sure did fucking justify the means because I literally cummed higher than Old Faithful.

by GoldEvil911 July 27, 2014

effort post

When a poster on an internet forum writes about their opinion, project, story or otherwise and actually takes the time to properly research, cite sources, and utilize proper diction and grammar, generally as a means to convince, sway, or otherwise argue. Usually the first response is 'tldr'.

"nice effort post bro but seriously no one gives a shit what you think about the free market"

by Samuel B Coxwell June 30, 2014

post canon

Used mostly by fanfic writers, post canon describes a storyline that continues on after the original plot finishes.

My story begins post canon

by Stately dancer November 26, 2019

schizo-posting

The act of putting unfiltered thoughts onto Internet forums, particularly when the author is believed to be schizophrenic.

Schizoposter @ 3:30am: My brain can hear the noise that grass makes ... and then the night weighed down my brainstem and I wandered into the lot alone to hear God ... bloodbrains are petty and stupid.
Setomanda @ 3:32am: real schizo-posting hours

by craig99214 June 30, 2018

Post Limit

The end of your life.

You can no longer post on Tumblr for the rest of the day/night and you have to wait till 12:00 to start posting again.

Tumblr Person 1: How come you're not posting anymore?

Tumblr Person 2: My life is over untill 12am... post limit ):

by p4cific-blue.tumblr.com June 01, 2012

post rona

This sentence is used to describe the end of ISO activities once the COIVD-19 pandemic has passed.

I can't wait to hang out post rona with Tony, Vo and Aidan for some Felching and cumswapping.

by neileeeeee May 02, 2020

Huffington Post

Your #1 source for all that is not news. If you are utterly dying to know what color Miley Cyrus' shit was on Tuesday or felt that you would not die happy unless you found out once and for all how drunk Lindsay Lohan got after she partied in LA without a bra, then this is the site for you!!!

The Kardashians are so talented! I know; I read it in the Huffington Post.

by EmanNeercs August 17, 2012