a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg

When your teacher tries to fit in with the rest of the Gen-Z generation but then look here and find out they said @$?#! in front of the whole class!

Student: "a baby penguin stuck on an iceberg"

Teacher: (says same thing) then looks it up *in shock*

by anonymous April 9, 2023

Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg

Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.

"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"

by Jon B-C January 26, 2014

iceberg

When a dump is so large that it sticks above the top of the toilet water

“Woah dude, that shit is iceberging!”

by GravityFeet January 14, 2020

Iceberg lore

An Iceberg lore is a term used to define all of something's lore that's isn't directly indicated clearly. It's something not many people will know. Or see, like an Iceberg, which is never fully visible.

The iceberg lore. How deep does it go?

by Petitpanier May 13, 2022

Iceberg

A guy or a gal on a dating site who only posts pics of their faces, but when you finally see their whole body they are WAY larger than you expected.

She was totally cute until she sent me a body shot... She was such an iceberg...

by Xander6798 August 25, 2020

Iceberg

When you take a really, really, big dump and it is so big that it sticks above the toilet water. Usually looks like a darker color than the poop beneath the water.

Yo!!!! Check out my "iceberg" dump. It has to be sticking out of the water like four inches. No doubt this one is gonna need the plunger.

by human lab rat November 7, 2015

muddy iceberg

The act of placing a block of ice too big to flush just before someone has to defecate in it.

Suddenly stricken with a case of food poisoning, Rebecca was shocked to see a block of ice too big to flush in the only available toilet. She had no choice but to leave a muddy iceberg.

by Rtrchc April 22, 2018