i wanna fucking kill myself

i dont like life :(

Person a: Hey, what's good?
Person b: I wanna fucking kill myself

by ImTrashBoi July 18, 2023

I wanna hippity hop out a window

When you hear or see something so bad that it makes you want to jump out a window and kill your self

“Oh my god brad just broke up wth me, I wanna hippity hop out a window”

“This is so stressful, I wanna hippity hop out a window”

by Just Another White Guy March 4, 2019

I think I wanna marry you

A nicer way of telling someone " please don't reject my ideas, I think I know what I am doing"

Boy: jenn I think I wanna marry you.

Girl: John, lol, lets date first, then we'll figure out if we'll get married.

by Sexydimma May 26, 2017

I wanna suck your dick letter

Words that that suck up you know writes to your professor/boss Its pretty much something super kiss ass that someone says or writes

Kissass: Omfg I love your hair, I just wanted to compliment you on the amazing way you hold your pen, also I just wanted to clear, that I agree with everything you say! :D

You, who went through your boss' email: ahahaha WOW THIS IS THE BEST I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK LETTER, yet! where is that forward button?

by Suckdickletter February 17, 2009

I wanna make a Tiger Woods with her.

I'd like to have inter-racial relations with her.

"I wanna make a Tiger Woods with her." because her breasts are exotic to me.

by Sowadi January 16, 2009

i wanna take a pic with cardi b

taking a pic wiht cardi b

Lucas: You need to get your grades up to play football, John.
Bill: Yeah, we need you for football.
John: i wanna take a pic with cardi b

by i wanna take a pic with cardib May 19, 2022

I wanna go bang-bang

I want to take my revenge on society by murdering the first random person i encounter

when you hear the phrase i wanna go bang-bang, please be kind enough to immediately alert the authorities and make double sure that the person gets a proper psyche-eval

by Sexydimma March 4, 2015