I wish I knew how to quit you

1. Said by someone who has a very obvious unrequited gay crush on someone who remains oblivious to his flirtations. Usually said after doing the thousandth favor for him for free, despite massive actual personal cost.

A humorous reference to the epic line uttered by Jack Twist to Ennis del Mar (RIP Heath) in the film Brokeback Mountain.

Dude 1: Thanks for the coffee. You didn't have to walk through 600 km of hot dry desert, cross an ocean of razorblades, and defeat 10,000 dragons just to get me one.

Dude 2: Oh it was nothing. Anything for you. *stares longingly at Dude 1 as he sits down*

Dude 1: Why are you staring at me?

Dude 2: I wish I knew how to quit you...

by I ate your Pie, deal with it October 3, 2010

(I⩊I)🔪

What you say when you want to turn someone's bones into kinetic sand

I WILL FUCKING TURN YOUR BONES INTO KINETIC SAND BECKY (I⩊I)🔪

by tired girl =) September 9, 2020

I wish I were born a boy

I wish i were a boy means that you're a ftm crying over wanting to be a "real boy" tho you were never a girl.

Me: I wish I were born a boy
My bestie: wow...OK

Me: casually cries.

by Plzdontcallmefag December 16, 2022

Wait I think I know who joe is

“Wait I think I know who joe is” is a random joke used during…. Idk….

Person 1: Wait I think I know who joe is
Person 2: who is joe… wait OH NO
person 1: joe mama

Person 3 wait I figured out who joe is.
Person 4: joe mama
Person 3: no it’s joe Biden
Person 4: oh-
Person 3: joe Biden deez nutz

by Geloite the Protogen January 17, 2022

I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

Hawai-i-i

The proper pronunciation of the us state

I’m taking a trip to Hawai-i-i

by Repub101 April 12, 2020

and i oop and i oop and i oop

If you say this you are a dick sucking faggot and you should die

And I oop and I oop and I oop *gets stabbed and tea bagged

by Furgus man November 28, 2019