hypocrites

a person who says one thing and then turns around and does the opposite.
hypocrites:
-John Kerry
-the popular kids at my skewl
-celebrities

hypocrites 2 person: dont go to fox woods cuz gamblin is evil!
hypocrite at fox woods: wooohoo baby gimme the money!!!!*pulls on slot machines*

ex 2:
white person: yo wat up my nigga?!
black person: dont u fuckin say that again 2 me bitich!

later on....

black person 2 white person: heyy wat^ my cracker!?

by jennylovesean April 27, 2006

Hypocrite

Someone who tries to tell somebody else they're uptight, then tries to tell them that they're nasty when they talk about shot uptight people don't talk about. A bullshit person.

The hypocrite told the guy one minute he was uptight, and the next minute told him he was too nasty and gross (and ill). She was as nasty as anybody, and thought all her kettles were too black.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2019

Hypocrite

It’s like saying something bad abt a thing and then the next minute you do the “bad thing” idk if you understand

When I was like 11 I used to steal my moms cigs and smoke em. So one day I was like “ Ayo big booty mama, like smoking is so stupid” she agreed. LIKE BITCH YOU SMOKE CIGS YOUR SELF YOU HIPPO, aight I shouldn’t be talking lol. I guess that’s the definition of a hypocrite. If you don’t understand that sound like a you prob ☺️Nah jk jk, I hope this was like idk helpful and shit 😔

by Yummyoldmomcigs August 23, 2021

Hypocrite

When you've been told by your boss to wear a facemask on federal property and hours later you found your boss doesn't wear one on federal property.

Joe! Define the word hypocrite!

by Justin9991 January 21, 2021

Hypocrite

A person who posts about #nospoilers or #dontspoilendgame and immediately posts spoilers or memes with spoilers after watching the movie.

Hey Rob, did you see steve’s Facebook? He’s posting spoilers about Endgame after he posted about not spoiling the movie for those who haven’t seen it yet. What a hypocrite!

by firstavenger May 3, 2019

Hypocrite

Someone who whines about the double standards of other people, calls them bullies, or says they've censored their communications, then turns around and imitates the people they called bullies, says all the same things a bully would say, tries to do all the things a bully would do, but never faces any consequences from anyone for their behavior. Does everything in a slick way, then tries to call other people sick, even though it's always been the other people who were held accountable for their actions.

The hypocrite spent too much time imitating hypocrites and bullies to recognize the imitation self-serving, narcissistic hypocrite in the mirror. Being an imitation hypocrite too often doesn't come with any of the consequences for being a true hypocrite though, since people too often excuse the behavior and send the consequences to the true hypocrite.

by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020

Hypocrite

Someone who doesn't believe in any god, or hold any god sacred, but still praises god and says his name before bless you. Someone who doesn't believe in rules or hold them sacred, but also doesn't believe in breaking rules, or hold it sacred to break rules. Someone who doesn't believe in fairness or justice, or hold either sacred. Someone who hates critics until its popular to jump on a bandwagon and become one themself, then criticizes over bullshit.

The hypocrite went beyond whining about not being on top, and felt that anybody else but him/her being there didn't deserve it, and should be forced to give him/her something like they owed him/her something. The hypocrite felt that it was fair when he/she ridiculed other people for being a loser, but if he/she got a taste of his/her own shit, tried to get everybody to take everything the person/group worked hard on away from the other person/group and went far beyond whining about unfairness.

by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020