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Perfect Husband

The husband is head of the house, and the final decision on matters affecting the welfare and economy of the family were left to him. He is responsible for the spiritual and physical needs of the family. A Man that has the ability to cook and clean if necessary. He loves his wife as he does his own body and limits his sexual relations to his wife only. This man is not perfect; however, when the mistake he has made has been brought to his attention or he realizes it, he apologizes. Living in this day and age...while still being the family head, he recognizes that the wife can make more money than he does. He doesn't take this offensively yet he still makes decisions and love and supports his wife. Sports and recreation all have their place. He never neglects his wife. He is respectful, loving, kind, long suffering, mild, and patient.
I think I have found my future Perfect Husband!
by B.Experiment January 16, 2009
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Husbando

If you are of the female gender or gay you can have a husbando. A husbando is the same as waifu but the male version. The word husbando is more often than not used in the anime community.
girl 1: Wow he's hawt.
girl 2: BITCH HES MY HUSBANDO!!
by definitelynothorseorcock May 20, 2018
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husbawesome

My husband is all right, but Amanda’s husband is great. She’s got a husbawesome!
by Agt45 June 15, 2022
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invisible husband

1.The act of a male spouse remaining perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to the question "Do I look fat?"
2.Also a device used by dogs,see "invisible dog"usually with better effect.
"Lee did not want to acknowledge his wife's question,so he went invisible husband to diffuse the situation."
invisible husband invisible dog avoidance spouse conflict avoidance avoidance
by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009
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Citizen Husbandry

When you take the citizens of your country and exploit them as a resource -- milk them, slaughter them, and consume them.
Republican budget proposals epitomize the philosophy of Citizen Husbandry, minimizing the cost of ranching a population of oblivious citizens to pull the carts of profits for the super-rich.
by Lew Mills April 24, 2011
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bum baby daddy/cheating husband

: doesn't work much, puts women and other things before his child, couldn't support his wife during the marriage, parents had to pay down payment on car while she was pregnant so she could get to the Dr., never loved her, used her for ass, continues to blame his failure of a life on everyone else, still doesn't support the cheated on wife who takes care of his son, always expected her parents to pay the bills he didn't feel like paying, and wrecked not only his marriage but another.
My husband is a bum and also the father of my son, he cheats and spends money on everything and everyone besides him. He is now my ex. Sleeps with everyone and fails to do anything asked. He is a bum baby daddy/cheating husband.
by abold1995 July 7, 2017
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joe bidens husband

when someone says something so stupid you question their mental sanity and stability
Girl: I didn’t know that Italy was in Europe!!
Boy: are you literally Joe bidens husband?
by anything stan culture October 23, 2022
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