housewife syndrome

When a person (man or women) decides to spend their life living off of someone else's success instead of making a life for themself.

WARNING: these people are generally good at mental manipulation and might make you feel like you are stuck, but there is always a way.

Friend 1: "Billys got such housewife syndrome, it's like he's happy that he found a way to get by and doesn't even want his own life"
Friend 2: "ya i think I'm having the same problem with my girl, and it's really bringing my life down"

by Nickbb22 June 9, 2018

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housewife

to penetrate someone using a broom or a mop

Man i got with this girl last night and i housewifed that hoe

by ale van April 22, 2008

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Greek Housewife

A woman who has not shaved armpits, legs or upper lip and her jungle book in many months

- "Girl, i should shave for my date, i look like a Greek Housewife"

-"Yeah.You better, if you don't want that man to run for the hils screaming!"

by LOL-ing at Tina-izms November 27, 2012

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Housewife stalker

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?

Hym "How does this housewife stalker know who I am? That's what I want to know. Anyone? Who do I have to give a pair of cement slippers to to find out how this bitch knows who I am?"

Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Hym ".............."

Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

Hym 😑 "ANSWER ME YOU DROOLING IDIOTS!!!" 🤬

Audience 🤤 🤤🤤🤤🤤"Daalloollooll *burp* Aahahahaha!" 👏👏👏 🤤

Hym 😡 "Argh! I am going to burn so many things over this!"

Iam "Just... Just try and calm down a little bit..."

Hym "YOU BE QUIET!!!" 😡 "I MEAN LOOK AT THESE IDIOTS!" 👇

Audience 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 *Parrots something I wrote YESTERDAY*

Hym "AAARGH!!"

by Hym Iam June 10, 2022

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