history

A list of the Internet addresses one has visited in the past, which has a strange tendency to disappear when one views inappropriate sites.

I deleted my history so my roommate wouldn't know I was looking at porn all night.

by TheLightOfDay April 25, 2010

ap european history

Death. A class where all students, regardless of emo-ness or not, bring razor blades to cut themselves during the teacher's lectures. Students in the class rarely get anything higher than a C on chapter tests, but the Hajmahnaug Village (select cult of students) seems to be rising regarding test scores.

Situation regarding ap european history class-

Student 1 (usually Mark): Did you study for Corradino's test? Someone from another class told me it was hard.

Student 2(usually Tara): No.. man, I'm seriously going to fail. Peace of Ausburg and Diet of Worms WTF.

Hajmahnaug Village Cultist: Boy, I study for six hour, and I know that our village do good on test.

by Yggdrabahnaum September 7, 2006

Canadian History

A deliciously nubile vagina. Pure and fresh as the Canadian Rockies and warm and soothing like Harrison Hot Springs....as wet as a Great Lake, yet tight like Welland Canal. Scented like the Hatley Park Rose Gardens, it gives off an intoxicating aroma....with just a hint of maple. Well trimmed golden sheaves remniscent of prarie wheat, truly a splendour to behold. Best to be enjoyed during the summer months.

Hoser A: Let's head down to the pub and see if we can get some Canadian History....

Hoser B: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard it called......but to hell with it, I do likes the beaver....let's roll....

by wangstank February 5, 2010

history

The study of the past. 'History' is often used to mean 'historical knowledge' when in reality 'history' is the process of researching the past using the available evidence, cross referencing and establishing 'historical knowledge'.

Historians argue about whose interpretation is most valid. These debates often last decades and are only resolved when either one side's research is shown to be of poor quality, or when new evidence comes to light proving one interpretation more valid.

Postmodernists argue that history is rubbish because they reckon that it impossible to understand al the motivations of the creator of the surce material which 'history' uses to forge historical knowledge. They're wrong.

History: Hey, guys, i went though the archives and cross reference the kings accounts with his requests for money from Parliament.

Hitorical Knowledge: Hitler intended for WW2 to start, but not in 1939. His foriegn policy was ideologically driven.

by flankergeek June 22, 2006

Canadas History

A depraved sex act which involves inserting the stanley cup in to a womens ass. Then soaking your penis in maple syrup. Sticking the maple syrup up her vagina. then takeing your maple syrup soaked penis and comencing to throat fuck the women all while humming "oh canada"
Thanks stephen colbert

guy 1: you know that Rachel girl?

Guy 2: yeah.

Guy 1: dude i gave her the complete canadas history last night!

by That fatguy February 4, 2010

Ancient History

So fucking boring that if you don't get enough sleep, your A+ will be ancient history.

Class schedule-Ancient history time!

me-oh fuck

by cousinfucker2347632768 April 17, 2019

Delete History

A utility in all web broswers to eradicate any forms of seeing the websites you've been on.
Originally designed in mind by microsoft so they wouldn't be caught watching porn on the internet.

Damn, all my history has been deleted because of the "Delete History" utility. Better get the spatula.

by [Place cleverer Name here] January 18, 2009