One of the Largest hospitals in nj and quite possibly the world.
It's always being expanded and the traffic around the building is abhorrentally bad.
It's always being expanded and the traffic around the building is abhorrentally bad.
Hackensack hospital is so stressful
by FlabbyPancakeSause March 29, 2023
Guy: *walks into the anti-hospital*
The doctors and nurses: *beat him to a pulp*
Anti-doctor: okay here's $2,000
The doctors and nurses: *beat him to a pulp*
Anti-doctor: okay here's $2,000
by pingpong89 November 06, 2022
The urethra of a male patient used to smuggle drugs ( especially weed) into the hospital, when the prison wallet is unavailable due to potential suppositories.
Patient 1: How did you manage to get that joint into the hospital?
Patient 2: I stuffed it into my hospital sock.
Patient 2: I stuffed it into my hospital sock.
by Silver_Neon January 16, 2020
by ratatattaa September 03, 2021
The new hospital administrator has hired a consultant to find out why the medical staff are unhappy.
by Knucklebuster June 21, 2018
to invite one into your home, learn all you can about that person, then try your hardest to destroy that person because you're so unhappy with yourself and your own life that it's all you can do to make yourself momentarily happy.
Woman: You should come over to our house after service for some good old fashioned southern hospitality!
Young couple: We'd love to!
Woman later: She had a child out of wedlock and he's Asian! Tisk tisk, what has this town come to...
Young couple: We'd love to!
Woman later: She had a child out of wedlock and he's Asian! Tisk tisk, what has this town come to...
by anonymous987357 December 06, 2011
Foundation Hospitals are hospitals that are run by charitable trusts. Doctors in these hospitals enjoy excellent pay and working conditions, usually not having to work lengthy hours as much of their work is carried out by volunteers.
The hospitals treat not only human patients, but animals also, and the King Cardiff IV foundation hospital in Wales is known for pioneering work in allowing former Welsh miners to carry out brain surgery on horses. The foundation hospital in Bath, England is well known for its exceptional treatment of patients, who have access to an extensive collection of magazines and television channels, with particular favourites of the patients being monkey porn.
The hospitals treat not only human patients, but animals also, and the King Cardiff IV foundation hospital in Wales is known for pioneering work in allowing former Welsh miners to carry out brain surgery on horses. The foundation hospital in Bath, England is well known for its exceptional treatment of patients, who have access to an extensive collection of magazines and television channels, with particular favourites of the patients being monkey porn.
Foundation Hospitals r0x0r your s0x0rz!!
by kodiac1 July 03, 2006