being on hock time is where you have the belief that you are early for everything and others are late, when in reality, you are the one that is late. usually affects those in authority, like CROSS COUNTRY COACHES
me: ugh, where's insert coaches name
friend: dunno, he must be on hock time
me: so he's gonna yell at us when he gets here?
friend: yup
me: well shit
friend: dunno, he must be on hock time
me: so he's gonna yell at us when he gets here?
friend: yup
me: well shit
by annoyed by humanity September 18, 2021
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Get the Horse Hocking mug.When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.
Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.
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To go out of your way to talk to someone.
Typically used by yeshiva league kids (who happen to be the biggest hockers).
N. A schmooze
To go out of your way to talk to someone.
Typically used by yeshiva league kids (who happen to be the biggest hockers).
N. A schmooze
J. “Have you met the new kid?”
B. “Not yet, imma hock him up right now tho”
J. “How was?”
B. “Some top notch hock”
“That kids a hocker. be careful starting a convo with him, it may never end!”
J. “He’s a great people person.”
B. “Ya, mans knows how to hock.”
B. “Not yet, imma hock him up right now tho”
J. “How was?”
B. “Some top notch hock”
“That kids a hocker. be careful starting a convo with him, it may never end!”
J. “He’s a great people person.”
B. “Ya, mans knows how to hock.”
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Get the siong hock mug.HOCK A GROT = To spit.
Used figuratively to reject the nonsense of mundane covid-19 anti-vax conspiracists…Spitting on stupidity/misinformation.
To spit goobers on Russell Brand wannabes.
To expectorate phlegm cannons on anti-vax stalker trolls for saying stupid stuff.
Used figuratively to reject the nonsense of mundane covid-19 anti-vax conspiracists…Spitting on stupidity/misinformation.
To spit goobers on Russell Brand wannabes.
To expectorate phlegm cannons on anti-vax stalker trolls for saying stupid stuff.
Mundane instagram anti-vax troll - “ Blah, blah, blah…big pharma. Blah, blah, blah…dictatorship.”
Jovial instagram creator of Art-E-Facts influencer - “ That was so ridiculous. If I could “hock a grot” on you thru the screen, I would. “ Smiley face emoji.
Jovial instagram creator of Art-E-Facts influencer - “ That was so ridiculous. If I could “hock a grot” on you thru the screen, I would. “ Smiley face emoji.
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