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Photo-Hiking 

The Art of "Looking" like an Olympic Gymnast:

Stretching arms and legs outward in a most painful to maintain position
giving your 127% effort to squeeze every last bit of speed out of the boat to excel past the competition
as the Photographer gets the "Money Shot"
Holly - here comes Woody hand me my brush

Dave - set the beers out of view, skip thinks it's a dry boat

Bob - Holly get that shirt off, the race is 1 hr but the photos are forever!

Holly - Ok let's Hike like we're gettin blown off the side

Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking - Hiking

Bob - Holy Shit I thought he'd never leave !

Dave - Ya my fuckin back is killing me !

Holly - Hay who's got my top ?

Bob - 10 seconds of "Photo-Hiking" feels like all fuckin day !

Holly - Com-On WTF did you guys do with my top ?

Dave - Shit our Beers are gone over the side !

Holly - well at least we should get som Great pix on the rail ...eh

Dave - Holly your top is right behind you

Holly - Dudes look he's commin back where's my brush?

Bob - Hike Bitches ........... Hike

Skipper - when you guys get a chance it'd look nice to hook the kite in the other 2 corners

Bob - Oh Shit Never fails

Dave - why is he always around when these things happen :-O
Photo-Hiking by DA-WOODY November 10, 2010
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Avid Hiking 

When you dont fuck with the pussy ass bike trails and youre more than willing to scale a cliff with your bong.

Also at least one hiker in the group must have access to snapchat. Selfies.
Avid hiking (sung)

What do you wanna do?

Me: Avid Hiking
Avid Hiking by slutmonkey69boobs September 20, 2016

hick hiking 

Dude, wanna come hick hiking at the muster next year?
hick hiking by Chuck Grove October 15, 2017

Costco-hiking

A popular sport practiced by flatlanders and other mid-west inhabitants consisting of envying nature FB friends post and then trying to imitate with disappointing results.
The best part of hiking at Rock Cut state park is the Costco-hiking on the way back home...
Costco-hiking by Making wonders September 25, 2020

Bitch Hiking 

A term used when someone cheats on a woman, it’s word play on hitch hiking where someone gets into someone’s vehicle but in this case it’s a woman. Overall an elaborate name for someone that’s a player or a cheater
Jacob recently went bitch hiking at a party”
Bitch Hiking by Pupachau June 7, 2022

Special Hiking buddies

A male and a female who aren’t a couple that go and do sexual activities together in fields,forests etc.
Me and samantha are special hiking buddies we do it most weekends

digital hitch-hiking

Hopping from one internet connection to another regularly because your home connection sucks ass
*connection lost*
goddammit... time to go digital hitch-hiking!
*connect to neighbor's internet*
:D
*connection lost*
holy fck
*connect to some random unsecure signal*
thank god...
*connection lost*