Judas Priest is awesome Heavy Metal
by Sliptallica March 01, 2005
Can you sing about something else besides Satan?
Can you sing at all?
Can you not be such goth fucktards?
Can you focus more on music and maybe write some non-retarded lyrics and maybe get someone who can actually sing to sing them?
Can you make it a little more normal and a little less like goth vampire shit?
Can you make it a little more closer to rock & roll?
Can you go five seconds without mentioning Satan?
^And why the fuck do you do that anyways in the first place?
Do you even know the difference between something that sounds like shit and noise and mud vs. something that actually sounds good?
Can you sing at all?
Can you not be such goth fucktards?
Can you focus more on music and maybe write some non-retarded lyrics and maybe get someone who can actually sing to sing them?
Can you make it a little more normal and a little less like goth vampire shit?
Can you make it a little more closer to rock & roll?
Can you go five seconds without mentioning Satan?
^And why the fuck do you do that anyways in the first place?
Do you even know the difference between something that sounds like shit and noise and mud vs. something that actually sounds good?
After all of these years heavy metal turned out to only be good for giving us very few bands that could rock and spew something lyrically that wasn't about Satan every other word.I guess there were also alot of faggy hair metal bands and not all of them were Satanic so that's an amazing fact but they still sounded like shit.And since that era it's all been really goth and just trying to push more of the Satanic shit from the back burner to the front burner.Um,what about music?? What ever happened to that?
by choke on a huge cock December 31, 2005
Heavy Metal Music is a bunch of retards attempting to make noise and call it music. They think that screaming into a microphone and playing guitars and drums at the same time passes off as music, obviously they are wrong.
Listeners of heavy metal are usually loners who stick to their own bunch of people and hate everything other people like. People who listen to Heavy Metal are extremely critical and like to criticize everything because they do not like it.
Furthermore, people who listen to Heavy Metal music hate mainstream music because unfortunately their music can't make it to mainstream as it is not music but just random, retarded sounds and screams which have no meaning.
Most Heavy Metal is based on Satan and self harm. They also like to sing about the government and how it is corrupt, but the bands who sing about this do not realise that it is the same government that made them rich.
Heavy Metal is pure evil and should not be regarded as music.
Music is a sound perceived as pleasingly harmonious, Heavy Metal however, is not pleasing nor harmonious, it is the complete opposite.
Listeners of heavy metal are usually loners who stick to their own bunch of people and hate everything other people like. People who listen to Heavy Metal are extremely critical and like to criticize everything because they do not like it.
Furthermore, people who listen to Heavy Metal music hate mainstream music because unfortunately their music can't make it to mainstream as it is not music but just random, retarded sounds and screams which have no meaning.
Most Heavy Metal is based on Satan and self harm. They also like to sing about the government and how it is corrupt, but the bands who sing about this do not realise that it is the same government that made them rich.
Heavy Metal is pure evil and should not be regarded as music.
Music is a sound perceived as pleasingly harmonious, Heavy Metal however, is not pleasing nor harmonious, it is the complete opposite.
Emo: RARARARARARAR
Normal Person: Err....
Emo: ARARARARARRROOOROROROROROr
Normal Person: Are you trying to be a lion again?
Emo: No i'm singing Heavy Metal.
Normal Person: Oh..ok....i'm just going to leave now
Normal Person: Err....
Emo: ARARARARARRROOOROROROROROr
Normal Person: Are you trying to be a lion again?
Emo: No i'm singing Heavy Metal.
Normal Person: Oh..ok....i'm just going to leave now
by Isinglikealioncosithinkimcool December 24, 2010
A sad excuse for music.It's barely better than emo but not as good as rap.And this is coming from somebody who fucking hates rap!But rap is more valid than heavy metal.Atleast rap is far more versatile and can be fused with all sorts of different styles.
by fuckyou posers November 24, 2005
The devil's music! By the power of the Lord our God and all his followers we will banish this... Heavy metal, this breed of horrid dissonance! In it's place we will put in significant, more family oriented heavy metal and rock bands, such as the John Coltrane Trio, or Smashmouth! Thank God that bands such as Iron Maiden or Slayer have been banished forever and will never see the light of day again. At least this new metal (nu metal for some of you more trendy followers) and emo have taken over the genre in the eyes of the public, and that those who watch MTV will not be affected. However, there is still a population of those who still listen to this horrid music, so we must be strong and have faith. THE END IS NEAR, REPENT, REPENT, AND FOR GOD'S SAKES DON'T GROW YOUR HAIR OUT.
"Satan is among us! My son Stan started listening to Black Sabbath, a heavy metal band! What do I do?"
"You have to burn his CDs and shirts in a giant pyre, then lure him out with his computer and get him to jump in."
"Good idea, Sue!"
"You have to burn his CDs and shirts in a giant pyre, then lure him out with his computer and get him to jump in."
"Good idea, Sue!"
by Reverend Awesome August 07, 2006
A style of music which involve electric guitars and drums who play loud (or rather SUPPOSED to be loud) music that the lead singer sings about various things according to the listeners liking.
by David April 23, 2004
Undefinable mix of mostly electrical and synthetical instrumentation blurred into unknown fields of music, blended from all previous types of music from our planet.
Slide into some early Pink Floyd followed by some Iron Butterfly and top it off with some Led Zeppelin or The Who or early Deep Purple, Uriah Heep, Sabbath and countless other bands leading the way to Heavy Metal
by Mississippi Queen December 18, 2003