Put your plug in my headphone jack

This is also known as computer or technology sex

Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard

by one_sexy_mother_fucker_69 January 27, 2019

Headphone Headbanger

Someone who listens to loud/heavy/violent/extreme/etc music, but is forced to listen through headphones due to circumstance.

Guy one: Man, I love Metallica, but I have to listen with headphones because my mom hates it.

Guy two: I guess that makes you a Headphone Headbanger.

by awesome6241 September 28, 2017

headphones

A pile of metal junk clumped together, by sick muffins.

person1: What do most people wear to listen to music privately?
person2: Headphones.
person1: Wrong! It's "Pile o' Junk"!

by koksukcer July 21, 2019

Hot Head Headphones

The number one selling headphones on the market. Now cordless, these voice recognitizing headphones are the way to go. They are made of a special memory foam to make them fit comfortably in your ear with no irritation and they will not fall out.

The best Headphones are Hot Head Headphones

by Hot Head Headphones March 13, 2011

Headphoning

When you always have headphones in, so you can´t hear what other people are saying, unless you want join the conversation.

Mike:"Shawn what do you think about the game last night?"
Shawn:" I think it was great, what about you Kyle?"
*Kyle is a shit, and cant hear because he is wearing headphones
Mike:" What a typical Kyle, always Headphoning"

by Bobby Nikkaram October 3, 2019

Headphones

Headphones are things you can hear stuff with you can not so you can hear annoying people when using the headphones.

For my birthday I want headphones.

by Olioio March 3, 2021

headphone samurai

A person who loves there headphones a lot and will hurt any one who use them they only allow a few number of people to use there headphones.

That man over there is a Headphone Samurai don't touch his headphones

by Headphone Samurai January 26, 2016