You have no eyes

A phrase of unknown and endless power, if used properly, it could, say... end war, solve world hunger... you catch my drift.
To be used to end an argument, or as a jovial greeting.

WARNING:

-If repeated too often, family and friends could disown you.
-Blind people don't appreciate this phrase

Variations and applications:
-You've got no eyes!
-Looks like somebody doesn't have any eyes!
-Look at that... Oh sorry, you have no eyes!
-Why don't you grow a pair... of eyes!

Steve: You're so fat!
Fat guy in denial: Well... You have no eyes!
Steve: Ouch...

by TentCrew August 9, 2010

…and there you have giraffes!

An “oh well” type response to when another person cannot figure out the answer to a completely simple response to what seems like a complicated question, that in turn must be clarified by the enquirer in the final outcome. Resulting in this phrase.

Enquirer: Do you know the sound a giraffe makes?
Answerer: remains quiet and confused
Enquirer: That’s okay, I looked it up, and it said, a low-bleeting sound, kind of like a sheep. Ready to try it?
Answerer: BAAAA
Enquirer: …and there you have giraffes!

by Elektrckevin September 23, 2021

If it was a snake it would have bit you

When you’re looking for something and it was right next to you.

Invented by Dillan H circa 2017

Tyler: Have you seen my screwdriver?

Dillan: Yeah right there dumbass, if it was a snake it would have bit you

by daddy dumbbell October 7, 2020

you have no chin

One of the worst insults you can throw at a person. It's most commonly used in youtube diss track videos and drama rant videos.

Barack Obama: "You have no chin!"
Calvin: "Yo! What the fuck dude? You don't have to say that!" *cries*

by TheWhiteBowser February 9, 2017

Baa baa black sheep have you any wool

baa baa black sheep have you any wool

baa baa black sheep have you any wool

by GayManSal November 3, 2021

You have no idea

A phrase used by people who have no comprehension of a situation that is passively put back on the others in the conversation and when asked to elaborate, cannot.. They say 'you' have no idea when they really mean 'I' have no idea.

How was the math test?

Oh, you have no idea.

That's why I asked. tell me about it.

<Blank stare>

by Bar Bastard June 11, 2011

don’t you have

A term, typically used when you fail chemistry.

“I didn’t prepare my chemistry exam”
“Don’t you have”

by _bratgirl15 November 26, 2021