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Glass harmonica

A musical instrument consisting of a number of glasses partially filled with water. The glasses are filled to different levels, hence the production of different notes when the player rubs their rims with a moistened finger. The sound thus produced has a haunting, otherwordly quality. It is most famously called for in the "Mad Scene" from the opera LUCIA DI LAMMERMOOR by Donizetti, although that part is now usually played by a transverse flute.
Opera fan A: What's your favourite recording of LUCIA?
Opera fan b: The one with Beverly Sills, because it uses the original scoring for glass harmonica.
by djprobed September 14, 2006
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harmonise

Harmonise your life with the standards set out in the Biblical heart.
by Hercolena Oliver January 25, 2009
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playing the hairy harmonica

To entertain by blowing the incredibly popular folk instrument that, characteristically, has two lip plates enclosing a long fipple, two holes - but only one ever fingered - and a wail switch. Skilled players use lip, tongue and mouth movements to create ecstatic music out of some lucky woman. (NB - in most countries you must be a least 16 years of age to play.)
"I have a young music student that has requested I show her how I go about 'playing the hairy harmonica'. Although I am a Professor of Music and expert flautist I am unfamiliar with this exact instrument. Can someone offer advice?"
"Yeah, bud - hold your breath in the wind section."
by Gabbro June 22, 2018
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harmonosity

n., 1. the state of being in a populated environment which gives the impression of harmonious co-existence, but which actually harbors intense underlying animosity amongst its occupants 2. a feeling which surfaces in love-hate relationships
1. There's a lot of harmonosity in our office; it looks like we work together happily, but we all dis our co-workers behind their backs.

2. "Mary and Shelby always seem to get along, but I hear there's been a lot of harmonosity between them since Mary told Shelby to kiss her ass."
by jimochka July 4, 2005
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Harmonica

When a person eats pussy by having his/her head sideways in between both of the woman's thighs on his/her head and chin, and succeeds in making her so excited that she moans in notation just like a harmonica.
"I didn't have to turn on the radio, i just played the harmonica in my girl's panties"
by TooSmooth August 10, 2012
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Dualing Harmonicas

The act of two women performing oral sex on a man, while both women slide their lips up and down parralel sides of the shaft.
That threesome was crazy, jill and leilani went dualing harmonicas on me!
by johnny longshanx March 28, 2011
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hormonicidal

Dude. I am going to have to make sure I don't act like a dick. My wife has PMS and gets hormonicidal.

Good idea. It would be smart to not mention she is hormonicidal, too!
by meangirlMM January 7, 2011
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