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Harlem Haymaker

When you're having vaginal or anal sex with your partner in the full nelson position, and right before you're gonna bust a nut, deliver a single, powerful thrust that launches them in mid-air and as they're coming back down, proceed to deck them right in the kisser.
My wife and I recently divorced because I decided to treat her to something special in the bedroom one night, and in the heat of the moment right when I was about to nut, I delivered the Harlem Haymaker hard enough that, not only did she clench like a vice grip, but also went into a 2-year coma.
by Magnumus Dongus March 23, 2020
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Wedding Harem

Following the wedding reception, the groom escorts the bride, maid of honour, and all the bridesmaids to a private room, normally a bridal suite or bedroom, the bride, maid of honour and all the bridesmaids serve and sexually pleasure the groom until the following morning.
I had a Wedding Harem at my wedding.
by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 23, 2023
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harem

Dude goes to lunch every day with his harem. They follow him everywhere like puppy dogs.
by val September 10, 2003
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Harlem Napkin

Toilet paper. Used in place of a paper towel or a napkin.
You: Damn bro, you have hot pockets?
Friend: Yeah, why?
You: I'm gonna cook one. Got any paper towels?
Friend: Na, but there are some harlem napkins in the bathroom.
by kevin padillac July 20, 2010
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Harlem Shake

A new stupid dance crass on YouTube, and people just making idiots of themselves. Usely only about 30-45 seconds long, where it starts out as one person dancing and everyone not noticing. Til about half way and then everyone in the room dances and shakes usely masked to hide their shame.
Did you see Jimmy Fallon on YouTube doing the Harlem Shake?

Yeah they all looked retarted!
by McLovinUrMom951 February 9, 2013
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harlem shake

the act upon furiously dry-humping air in the stupidest manner, whilst wearing a motorbike helmet to a ridiculously gay ass song
bonguereathrian: i did the harlem shake last night! the motion of it made me cum...

jesus: me too!
by jesuscunt!! February 18, 2013
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harem

From Arabic harIm (literally "something forbidden") and haram (literally "a sanctuary")

In Turkey, Persia, and other areas of the Middle East, the harem was a section of a palace where the women of the palace lived. Contrary to popular belief, the harem was not a brothel; that's simply a Western viewpoint. The harem did house the wives (and sometimes concubines) of the Shah, but his female relatives also lived there.

Still, there are many cases where a group of females linked sexually to one male (or males linked to one female) is referred to as a harem.
Sure, the harem is associated with polygamous sexual relations, but not all of them are based on sex: a woman with a large group of gay male friends could refer to them as her "harem".
by Lorelili February 22, 2006
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