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Harman

known for their big thick dicks,can eassily girls,

love for sports is common in them,
Sexy and Daring can try anything ,
usually rich.
Mariya-who's that sexy boy over their?
anny-you don't know him he's harman he got a big dick to.
by marriya November 24, 2021
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Dirty harman

When you fuck a bitch that you said you will never fuck. Then she gives you head in the morning and breaks your dick.
I got too drunk and I looked at my phone. Next thing I knew I hit her with the dirty Harman.
by Ding burr June 14, 2020
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aiden harman

Girl who likes Aiden : Where is Aiden Harman ?
Aidens Friend : oh, probably blowing some guy .
Girl who like Aiden: * walks away
by Whattez December 2, 2017
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Hard man

Hard man ('Ard man), more scientifically known as tracksuits retardus, is a general tough guy who roams around looking for trouble cos he is just so hard. The 5 rules of being an 'ard man are -
1) You MUST not have a school bag
2) You MUST ALWAYS spit
3) You MUST ALWAYS swear
4) You MUST have a fundamental inability to walk without rolling your arms in suspicious patterns to look 'ard
5) You MUST have a rock 'ard shaved head.
Extra bonuses to being an 'ard man can include -
- Wearing a baseball cap at 90 degrees (Fake burberry if possible)
- Having a compulsive disorder to hating people who express individuality
- End your sentences with "So I was like fuckin..." (Don't say anything else after the ...)
- Hating any form of black clothes
- Eating nails as part of a nutritious breakfast
- Listenin to DIZTRUXHUN, UPRISING, HELTA SKELTA or any of the like.
- Having a nickname such as "Gaz", "Baz", "Jubba", "Staples" etc, etc.
- Wearing cheap jewellry, such as large fake diamond earrings, more better known as pling
- Driving a nova
- Frequently dropping words into your sentences such as "Buzzin", "Banging", "Geeza", "Innit", "Sorted", "Raspin'" and "Waaaaaa"
- Address non 'ard men with terms such as "Dick 'ed"
'Ard men are usually found grazing their natural habitats. Don't be mistaken, these guys are ROCK ARD. They may look harmless, but seriously, there is no one cooler, or should I say "MORE BUZZIN" than these guys.
Don't be fooled, the stench of stale smoke, the cheap and excessively used jewellry, the baseball cap at a 90 degree angle are all SERIOUSLY COOL TRAITS OF AN ARD MAN.
If you see an 'ard man, DO NOT APPROACH HIM, COS BELIEVE ME, HE IS ARD so you "best get runnin", really.
"Arigh' m8, last nigh' were fuckin buzzin, we were like darn station gettin stoned n tha', n then i 'ad sum cider wiv rest of krew innit"

"Waaa, buzzin man, I got this ring like, it's like gold but if you rub it a bit it goes silver, so its like fuckiiin two fa' price a' one innit? i was like fuckin..."

"Fuuuuck, ya' know what your doin' when it comes down ta' bling dont ya, fuckin..."

"Waaaa, shut up dick 'ed"

<Normal person walks by> "Shut up hard man. You are scum."

It is at this point that the normal person gets bashed in cos ard men are just too plain ard and they'll get you in the end.
by A fellow 'ard man December 28, 2005
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Harman

A tiny stupid idiot. It has a major food addiction consisting of unhealthy food aka chips. It has many problems in general but overall a terrible thing. Plz like this for good luck 👺
This harman is so stupid omg
by anonymous August 27, 2022
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Chayton Harman

A person who wears camo constantly, hunts, wears boots, and fishes. Usually taller than others with a charm that women find attractive in them. Although women love a Chayton Harman they can easily become intimidated by them especially when guns come into play. Usually the female pisses in the Chayton Harmans bed out of fear when she sees the gun while doing the nasty. The clueless Chayton Harman plays it off by saying she squirted.
Hey bro you hear what Bobby did? He made that girl squirt all over his bed after that hunting trip!

My ass Bobby is a fucking liar that was piss! He acts such like a Chayton Harman.
by Aidsolf Litler April 26, 2022
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Hardiman

a person that has the features of a hobbit such as being short with exceptionally small hands.
G-train- holy shit look at that Hardiman!
B-rock- damn bro hes small as fuck
by Swagged out X November 9, 2012
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