Hamburgence

(noun; pronounced: ham-BURR-jenss) Hamburgence is a physiologically-induced state of mind; one that combines all the mystery and intrigue of the human digestive processes, and the related cascade of coma-inducing neurotransmitter chemicals in response to the consumption, and subsequent OVERFILL of - specifically - incredibly fatty foods: primarily hamburgers.

The chubby kid in the booth at McDonalds, staring vacantly at the 10+ empty hamburger wrappers before him, unable to move nor utter a single word, has reached a plainly obvious state of.... HAMBURGENCE.

As he raises his sausage-link fingers to grasp ahold of his cup of over-priced sugar-syrup-water, he suddenly realizes the futility of such an ambitious act, thereby surrendering to his body's fat-saturated, blubbery condition - albeit temporarily.

He is hamburgent; hamburgent he is.

Johnny: "We should hit the road now, if we're going to make it to the hotel in time to check in."
Gordo: "I....can't....move...ughhhnnn"
Johnny: "Oh no, you didn't... My back hurts today, I can't carry you again!"
Gordo: "I am sorry....but....I...I...." (drools on self, eyes half-lidded)
Johnny: "Dude - your hamburgence has gotten to a dangerous level.. I've had enough of your blubbery! Get up!!"

Gordo: "zzzzzz....zzzzz...."

by Astral Dissection November 18, 2011

hamburger stand

noun. A word used to describe a girl who, much like a hamburger stand on free hamburger day, gives it out for free. Usually something you may want to avoid, as there is a greater risk of acquiring infectious disease.

Person 1: Man, I could really use a bite of something nice tonight.
Person 2: Why not call Jill? I heard it's free hamburger day every day over there.
Person 1: Yeah, I'd have to make a preemptive appointment at the clinic for that hamburger stand..

by Opalarmada October 6, 2011

hambush

When you ambush someone by slapping them in the hamstrings.

Chloe: "Hambush!"
Shenequa: "Damn girl imma get you next time"

by Yvonne the Prince August 3, 2019

Hamhurger

A college slut who scarves down dicks like she eats hamburgers

Man that girl over there is a real hamhurger, she ate me like a hamburger last night.

by ConkerTheBell92029 February 28, 2022

sexy hamburgler

the sexy hamburgler is what happens when god deems that the second coming must come and the bringer shall be the most glorious bastard of all. looking like an inkling mixed with an aidan if you read this you are cursed and need to type sexy hamburgler in one of your friend's web browsers (he prefers safari, cause it sucks.)

Thanos: Oh god, the sexy hamburgler is here.
Shaggy: We will most surely perish.
Matt: Goodbye, my brothers. May we meet again in the next life.

by Sir Kibble September 12, 2019

The Temple of Gremace and the Hamburglar

A religion of worshiping the McDonald's characters Gremace (the big purple guy) and the Hamburglar (that gay thief guy). This religion involves you having to go to temple every day at 2am or you will be tracked down and killed. To join this religion you must cut your wrist over a bible letting the blood drip over it while you eat a hamburger from a preticipating McDonald's only $.99 and while you are there you should try monopoly at McDonald's where you have a 1 in 4 chance of winning, just saying.

Lets go to the temple of Gremace and the hamburglar and slit our wrists!

by The Buffy the Vampire Slayer October 13, 2011

The Hamburgler

When a girl uses the grease from a fast food hamburger as lubricant for a kickin' handjob.

"After eating some White Castle's I turned on some Barry White, lit some candles and that girl gave me quite the hamburgler!"

by KuJo December 12, 2004