Hampus

The nicest and hotest guy in the world! With his beautiful body and face he can get any girl.

Hampus is the best!

by tha sexy man December 12, 2016

Crusty Hamburgaler

A form of seduction so vile, that it cannot even be described. It can however consist of 1 water buffalo, 1 spatula, a tube of axel grease, and preferrably blind midget. Only these 4 items can be used in the forbidden art.

After repeated attemps of failure, Dexter was finally able to get Jason to go out on a date with him by performing the "Crusty Hamburgaler".

by Jeff Beanard May 13, 2008

Fat Hamburger

Slang term meaning "American"
Originates from Korea.

"That is many tanks yes?"
"YES FAT HAMBURGER!"

by ß May 13, 2005

The Hamburglar

A person or group of people place a large order of hamburgers from the McDonald's drive-thru menu. Then, after they have paid for them, the driver looks away (preferably placing a wallet or pocketbook in the passenger's seat). While the driver is looking the other way, another person dressed in a black striped outfit runs by the window and grabs the bag of hamburgers from the McDonald's worker. Then the driver asks for his money back or another order, and the group successfully doubles their order of hamburgers.

My friends and I were starving, so we decided to use the hamburglar.

by lsdforfree December 26, 2009

hamburger ho's

Any females who will exchange sexual favors for food.

She sucked my dick all the way up to the drive through window.

by e-z money September 28, 2003

hamburger crotch

(noun) An unpleasant looking vulva which has undergone some sort of trauma and now has the appearance of raw hamburger meat.

Britney spears flashed her torn up hamburger crotch to the eager Poparazzi last year.

by Mitchigan October 24, 2007

Hamburger Sliders

Act when two guys wear nothing but shirts and slide around while doing anal sex.

My ass still hurts from the hamburger sliders last night.

by Michigan2455 May 19, 2010