Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches

Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger

by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023

Ham sandwich

When the pink pussy lips hang low

Bruh... the girl I shagged yesterday had a MAD ham sandwich! Ate that shit like a damn snack though

by Imsouljahboy July 18, 2019

Ham Sandwich

The act of interlocking buttcheeks.

Jaime and Bailey made hamsandwiches all night.
Jaime's prefers a dry hamsandwich, but Bailey likes a wet ham sandwich.

by westernoman August 13, 2024

Ham sandwich

A sandwich that is made out of turkey from the newest animal named a haminal witch is a ham

That looked like a good ham sandwich

by Emily’s new animal August 6, 2023

velvet ham sandwich

When a woman bounces her vagina off the forehead or mouth of a man...or woman.

She gave him a velvet ham sandwich and then I blew my load.

by Booshaker August 23, 2016

Ham sandwiched

When you are at Disney World and you are unsuccessful at riding a ride or finding an item.

I was on Ride of the Resistanceand got ham sandwiched, so they closed the ride

by dsandman June 10, 2024

Abbys ham sandwich

A hot, beautiful, and beloved young lady who goes by the name Abby with delicate fat pussy. A pussy so irresistible it’s worth every minute of my time. The thing about Abby’s pussy is that I can’t seem to get enough of it no matter how much she makes me orgasm.

What did you have for lunch today?
“Abbys ham sandwich”
Oh please

by Jenniflop November 18, 2023