gunk nut

expect the kind of shit you'd normally expect from that jack bollocks.

Jack is a gunk nut..

by Anonymous April 12, 2003

gunk-eye

A condition caused as the result of an erroneous trajectory during the release of the male's fluid targeted at the female point-of-entry. Instead, the fluid ends up in the eye(s) of the female partner.

Gosh Darnit Zeehar, you missed again and now I've got gunk-eye!

by Zeehar October 9, 2005

gunk music

A horrible type of music that goth people listen to.

What the fuck is this gunk music shit? At least the name is very appropriate for the noise that's produced.

by rock fan April 22, 2003

Gunk Shot

When you are having sex with a women. Pull out, nut in your hand, back up and try to shot the jizz into the vagina from a 3 point distance

The wife is mad because I tried a gunk shot on her last night.

by SIXX6VI November 17, 2019

Gamer Gunk

You think you have gamer gunk?? You piece of fucking sigma shit. do you think you are funny??? you are a mortal man of pure and undeniable dry dick. every bone in your body is deficient of every singular vitamin in existence because of your neglect as a child. You are unfunny, unhappy, and the biggest piece of cocksucking retarded bullSHIT i have ever seen. get the FUCK out of my office and never speak to my face again, not with your stupid butthole licking mouth of yours

"It's not body odor mom, it's gamer gunk"

by oitar September 19, 2021

gunk nut

Jack or some other person from the Isle of Wight

He was a right proper gunk nut

by Gary Garyhead March 10, 2003

gooping n' gunking

doing great, it means you're doing well and having a good time

charlie: im gooping n' gunking !
william: SAME BRO, IM GOOPING N' GUNKING

by ziggyforstars March 22, 2023