dark grog

Sickness that distills and comes up from within. Usually from gorging and drinking diet soda

Ugh, dark grogs bad today. Really coming up from within.

by Malganis January 30, 2023

Grogging

To be aggressively masturbating under a short amount of time

I was grogging last night man.

by Ludacroisburfer July 16, 2024

Grog

To wake up laggy, confused, dazed, befuddled. Usually said abruptly upon waking next to someone to warn them you are not on top form.
Tends to include having blurry eyes, hair in face, yawning, croak, sometimes sweating.

Person 1: *sighs and groans* Grog.
Person 2: *in unison* Grog.

by dicksonairy June 25, 2024

Grog

A drunk car from rocket league that constantly squirts alcohol.

I use the Grog to make my friends drunk.

by The Harem Scientist May 12, 2021

Grog

When you or a friend burps 2 times after the first burp.

Dude 1: *burps two times*
Dude 2: I think you just grogged
Dude 1: lmao yeah

by MicrowavedCheeseSandwich June 9, 2021

Grog

Grog is a gay caveman who likes dicks and is also jewish

Grog: ME CAVEMAN ME FUCK YOU ASS WITH COCK

Me: not right now grog maybe later

Grog: *kills neighbor with rock out of sheer sadness*

by GiggerChad May 7, 2023

Grog

Opposite of poggers, an unenjoyable experience.

“Oh man just shut my pants, this is so grog.”

by Dirtysnakewhipper December 27, 2023