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Greta

The most wonderful person you will ever know. She is kind and lovely and caring and gorgeous. Amazing eyes that swallow you whole and the bone structure of an actual goddess. She is an extremely hard worker and is so amazingly strong even when things are really rough. Any possible definition lacks the depth to describe how utterly encapsulating her soul is and the true extent of her ethereal beauty.
Greta is supportive of my antics, like my haikus
by sillylittleplanthoe November 20, 2021
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Greta

Usually a cold hearted person, loves to bully any type of child, despises them in every possible aspect. Hates anything related to love or relationships in general, will possibly murder you in case of angering her.

Keep aware of touching her phone and her personal stuff, you'll be turned in ashes in a instant.
"Hey Greta can I touch your pho-"

*Gets punched*
by SteamedHam November 21, 2021
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Greta

of ability, quality, or eminence considerably above the normal or average.
"Greta is great"
by bobbybodybuilder January 26, 2021
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greta and colby

The best couple you will ever meet! They are the cutest together! THEY LOVE EACHOTHER SO MUCH AND BOTH ARE FUCKIN ADORABLE!
Greta and Colby were holding hands down the street and it was adorable.
by Cutestcouples October 24, 2019
mugGet the greta and colbymug.

Dirty Greta

When you fuck a hot Russian blonde and fill a condom with feces and urine (of any source) and stuff it in her mouth for a tighter fit during follacio and the added risk factor that if you go too hard Greta will have a condom full of shit in her mouth
Brrooooo, I totally gave a dirty Greta last night.
by Penis_disliker July 19, 2022
mugGet the Dirty Gretamug.

Greta

Derogatory nickname for any climate alarmist but in particular a younger one
daughter: Dad, when are we gonna get an EV?
father: Never
daughter: It will reduce our carbon footprint and help save the planet
father: Never means never, Greta
daughter: Greta? Huh? My name is Fiona
Father: Go to bed
by thurb April 28, 2024
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