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Grapefruit

Instead of saying goodnight say “Grapefruit”
“Grapefruit Guys, I gotta wake up early tomorrow!”
by cowbooty November 27, 2020
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Grapefruit monkey

The ugliest friend you have at school, they are black and love grape kool aid
by Bradden Williams September 21, 2022
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Black Grapefruit

The absolute worst thing ever. Imagine in your mind a blue waffle. Now take that blue waffle and multiply its horror about 10,000 times. If by now you aren't writhing in horror and or puking your guts out, or even feeling sick to your stomach, then something is wrong with you and you probably enjoy it. You sick bastard
Guy 1 "Dude i fucked this girl last night"
Guy 2 "What was it like?"
Guy 1 "Horrible, i don't think I'll ever have sex again"
Guy 2 "The fuck not?"
Guy 1 "Black Grapefruit"
Guy 2 "Mother of God, I'm gonna puke"
by Foofners October 30, 2013
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Grapefruits

Word that can replace the following words, boobs, boobies, tits, titties, breasts
"You have HUGE grapefruits!"
by american monkey diddler April 5, 2022
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Grapefruit

A genre of smut that is more intense than lemon. That’s right, the KINKY shit. BDSM, vore, fetishes, whatever weird shit you think of, it exists. Lemon is child’s play compared to grapefruit.
“Yo dude last night I was reading some grapefruit.”
“Wtf bro I don't need to know that”
“Wanna see”
“Sure.”
by alternativeaster June 13, 2022
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The Reverse Grapefruit

The reverse grapefruit is the female version of the grapefruit technique. This is when a women peals a grapefruit, inserts it into her vagina, and uses her vagina muscles to squeeze the juice into a glass.
Sally asked me to get her some grapefruits and i asked her why and she said she was going to try the reverse grapefruit.
by Arae Fallout November 25, 2017
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moist grapefruit road

everyone loves grapefruit road, but its moist. if you think its dry fuck you. if you go down moist grapefruit road be careful not to crash on the moist road
lez: i have no fucking clue how to use moist grapefruit road in a fucking word amalgamation
by DiscordReject4 August 1, 2025
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