gootyam

A sleep walking stick for people with introspective x-ray vision

"I never expected to see such gootyam, but there it was just the same."

by gootyam July 29, 2003

Gootching

A word used to describe what happens when you pool together about $200 cash, buy a car, scrape the VIN numbers off and drink a bunch of coors light, then go and rally some logging roads. Includes but is not limited to taking the car off dirt bike jumps, and lighting it on fire. The vehicle is then referred to as a "gootch". Allowed modifications include attaching an ether spray bottle to the intake for getting that extra power.

"Snoop and I took the gootch to go pick the girls up and head to the party, but we drank all the (insert shitty beer here) and ended up gootching instead".

by swenceslaoe June 4, 2019

gootch

The skin between your sac and your ass crack.

the mucsle stimulator stung his gootch

by willb3500 May 16, 2003

goots

a fabulously brilliant fellow who is also a devoted friend.

When you're down and out, call Goots.

by stillme December 16, 2007

gootchie

Synonym of gootch.
The skin in between the scrotum and the anus.

"Eric kicked me in the gootchie, that hurts."
"Nobody has ever seen the Margaret Thatchers gootchie."

by box2central April 20, 2006

gooterhead

That is a dumbass. That's what that is.

That gooterhead smoked some crack and had some holes in the hotel room and got cement all over the walls...and he doesn't do concrete work.

by Bob Binachi January 22, 2007

"Gootooth"

When your having any form of sex with a girl that's wearing a Blutooth and you blow it on the Blutooth

I just turned your Blutooth into a "Gootooth"

by Sven the Great April 4, 2009