gonk

An annoying, troll-like creature.

Pippa is such a gonk!

by Noav September 6, 2016

Gonk

When your body ejects a massive fart abruptly through your fart hole such that it sounds like a car horn.

My buddy Tom woke up with a wicked hangover and before he could get to the bathroom to fart on the toilet water, he gonked so loud it broke a few windows and set off some car alarms. In fact, nobody could believe the size of that gonk. Years later GonkFest was conceived to celebrate big gonks. And friends gathered to gonk their tits off.

by hughiedoobie January 31, 2024

Gonk

To hit or strike someone with a karate chop, typically on the top of the head. Often done in a humorous fashion.

I'm gonna gonk you if you don't shut up.

Dang, he got gonked!

Did you see Ted gonk that guy? Dude didn't get back up.

by thehomiesthomie November 1, 2022

Gonk

A scottish word for blow job. Heard specifically in the scottish tv series 'chewin the fat'

Geez a gonk ya dobber

by Bigweecoolguy November 24, 2021

Gonk

A gonk is a gay slut

You gonk!

by Liezee April 30, 2021

Gonk

A racist term used to describe the Chinese or Korean. Basically any bitch with squinty eyes

guy 1: Bro what kind of gonk are you smoking

guy 2: you cant spoke a gonk you can hire them for labor though

by yourfavoritecommunitymanager December 23, 2019

Gonk

A Christmas ornament, or a person who does stupid things usually without realising

'How much would 100kg of water weigh?
'Oh my god. You gonk'

by blue bakugan August 13, 2021